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I have a new pair of binoculars and im fed up now at looking at aeroplanes and cars from a distance…would it be right to just have a peek through neighbours windows to see what was going on.
Ps i have a thick pair of curtains i could hide behind.
@a certain sadness wrote:
I have a new pair of binoculars and im fed up now at looking at aeroplanes and cars from a distance…would it be right to just have a peek through neighbours windows to see what was going on.
Ps i have a thick pair of curtains i could hide behind.
Yes it’s perfectly fine.
Will you post pictures of what you see on here too? :o
Well i cant do pictures but heres whats happened this morning…
The shufflebottoms at 22 have been very quiet…but mrs shufflebottom did make an appearance at 10.30 to hang out her smalls on the line.
Miss glasscock the spinster at number 24 was doing the crossword in the lounge..it looked like the daily mirror and she was using black ink…i told you these bins were good.
The spraggs at 26 are away for a few days so await updates..
Miss funnyfanny at 28 was ontime this morning with her routine..raspberry jam on two slices of toasted wholemeal then out the house to catch the 11.06 train.
More updates when i get them…
Oh my goodness…………. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love this thread so much!
Please do keep us updated.
Miss funnyfanny’s dalliance…
The funnyfanny’s moved in a couple of years ago to a lot of twitching curtains and open mouths. Her husband was a slight man with glasses and a worried look on his face.we think he was stretched to the limit financially trying to satisfy miss funnfanny’s taste for the good life….clothes,expensive meals and holidays to the south pacific.
He worked in a engineering company in accounts so his pay could hardly supplement this lifestyle.this is where miss funnyfanny helped out…a succession of young well dressed men would arrive in the mornings after her husband had left for work,with wide grins on their faces. The curtains would be left drawn and a few hours later they would leave with red faces and limping some of them..
Then one day things came to a head..after shouting and screaming was heard and a few plates smashing he left never to be seen again.
Since that time miss funnyfanny has a routine you could set your clocks by..she catches the 11.06 every weekday for an appointment in the city with a merchant banker..mr stretch. Maybe to collect her pay..lol
Ive once or twice seen her just gazing out of the back window with a glass of the strong stuff in her hand and a tear running down her cheek.
She is a very beautiful lady..long flowing dark hair and wonderful blue eyes.maybe i will knock and ask if she needs her Windows cleaned lol
@a certain sadness wrote:
Miss funnyfanny’s dalliance…
The funnyfanny’s moved in a couple of years ago to a lot of twitching curtains and open mouths. Her husband was a slight man with glasses and a worried look on his face.we think he was stretched to the limit financially trying to satisfy miss funnfanny’s taste for the good life….clothes,expensive meals and holidays to the south pacific.
He worked in a engineering company in accounts so his pay could hardly supplement this lifestyle.this is where miss funnyfanny helped out…a succession of young well dressed men would arrive in the mornings after her husband had left for work,with wide grins on their faces. The curtains would be left drawn and a few hours later they would leave with red faces and limping some of them..
Then one day things came to a head..after shouting and screaming was heard and a few plates smashing he left never to be seen again.
Since that time miss funnyfanny has a routine you could set your clocks by..she catches the 11.06 every weekday for an appointment in the city with a merchant banker..mr stretch. Maybe to collect her pay..lol
Ive once or twice seen her just gazing out of the back window with a glass of the strong stuff in her hand and a tear running down her cheek.
She is a very beautiful lady..long flowing dark hair and wonderful blue eyes.maybe i will knock and ask if she needs her Windows cleaned lol
Oh my …… Orrrr you could try posing as a plumber and ask to check out her pipes!
I feel sad for Miss FunnyFanny! Maybe you will be her Knight in shining armor!
Lol
You think i could unblock her pipes..
Im not sure what mrs blowit at number 16 would think..
@a certain sadness wrote:
Lol
You think i could unblock her pipes..
Im not sure what mrs blowit at number 16 would think..
Oh My God, where the hell do you live?!!!!??
You have some “fun” women around eh :o :o :o :o
Get a tissue ready for when i tell you about the cornfoots at number 7.
Yes i suppose im lucky..some interesting characters around here.
@a certain sadness wrote:
Get a tissue ready for when i tell you about the cornfoots at number 7.
Yes i suppose im lucky..some interesting characters around here.
LMAO!!!!!!
Okay, I either am really delirious because I should be in bed
or
This is extremely humorous.
“Cornfoots” LOL!!!!!! *wiping tears already*I have visuals of the whole family having hobbit feet….Am I right?
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