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@kent f OBE wrote:
Ok..just had a young lad come in to buy some condoms…he was looking through the window for ages trying to spot them behind the counter..when he came up to the counter he was bright red :lol: asked for a box of Prima (real cheapo brand, hes obviously a student and couldnt afford durex) fumbled around for his money, then dropped the condoms when trying to put them in his pocket….bless… :lol:
The above is a true story and the identity of the purchases has not been disclosed just incase he doesn’t win the bet with his mates :wink:
Sooooooo…what are your funny condom buying stories girls and boys :lol:
Ok – I was a teenager, was promised a (sex).. (By a female), before you all start asking me By Whom?.. (Know how your minds work).. :lol:
Was in town, public toilets, and I had a pound. T’was a choice, if I had bought Condoms, I’d be walking home, otherwise I could have used the £1 for Bus Fare!
Put my pound into the Vendor, pulled the knob, and to my LUCK,.. NOTHING! I pulled the knob again, I hit the side of the machine, but my pound had gone, and my investment hadn’t been delivered! i stood and thought about knocking the door where the Caretaker sits, but was too embarrassed, so, not only did I have to walk home (UP HILLS), but I didn’t get the sh ag I was so desperately wanting! :lol:THEN.. At College, people there, giving out free condoms, I went to pick up a handful, and they told me not to be so greedy, and that I could only take one. I said I was “A Horny Person”, but apparantly, one was enough, incase there weren’t enough to go around the others!
You could have tried to improvised with clingfilm :shock:
@Fi-Fi- wrote:
You could have tried to improvised with clingfilm :shock:
As If.. :lol:
Makes it all sweaty!! :-
I go for all these New Condoms, The ones with spikes and ripples which give the women pleasure aswell,.. Although, i turn them Inside out, I mean, WHY should The Women get all the fun.. :lol:
@woohoo wrote:
I go for all these New Condoms, The ones with spikes and ripples which give the women pleasure aswell,.. Although, i turn them Inside out, I mean, WHY should The Women get all the fun.. :lol:
Spikes and ripples :shock:
@woohoo wrote:
I go for all these New Condoms, The ones with spikes and ripples which give the women pleasure aswell,.. Although, i turn them Inside out, I mean, WHY should The Women get all the fun.. :lol:
only woohoo could think of that! :lol:
just had an update on the viagra the young lad bought for “tom”..the manager from the store (which i cannot mention) has just come in and told me …the young lad who bought the tablet and “tom” took half a pill each that day at work as a joke :shock:
@kent f OBE wrote:
just had an update on the viagra the young lad bought for “tom”..the manager from the store (which i cannot mention) has just come in and told me …the young lad who bought the tablet and “tom” took half a pill each that day at work as a joke :shock:
that’s what they all say ! bet they were both in the stock room . . ‘stocking up’ :wink:
@kent f OBE wrote:
just had an update on the viagra the young lad bought for “tom”..the manager from the store (which i cannot mention) has just come in and told me …the young lad who bought the tablet and “tom” took half a pill each that day at work as a joke :shock:
Did he just get a semi?.. :lol: :lol: :lol:
@woohoo wrote:
@kent f OBE wrote:
just had an update on the viagra the young lad bought for “tom”..the manager from the store (which i cannot mention) has just come in and told me …the young lad who bought the tablet and “tom” took half a pill each that day at work as a joke :shock:
Did he just get a semi?.. :lol: :lol: :lol:
only had half an erection :roll:
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