Buying Condoms

Can’t really think of anything really funny or embarressing about buying condoms ( didn’t have the need :roll: )

But I can remember one occasion in the supermarket I was purchasing a few items for the weekend, included was 2 bottles of wine, tampax, a pregnancy test kit, condoms and some twiglets . . . a young lad served me and first questioned my age for the wine, got all flustered handling the tampax, even redder at the pregnancy test and when he got to the condoms well I have never seen someone so embarressed :lol: . . and he gave me an odd look . . i think he was confused about what sort of party was going on !

It was my 21st Birthday Kent

all I can say is this . . .

the tampax was incase . . the condoms were too male it look like I was being responsible . . the pregnancy test was also for hope to be positive . . the wine was incase the test was negative, cos that would mean I’d have to sh@g and for that I’d need to have to be drunk !!!! :lol:

thankfully the test was positive :lol:

What are condoms? I’m still a virgin

@pd wrote:

What are condoms? I’m still a virgin

Male condoms: The male condom is a sheath placed over the erect penis before penetration, preventing pregnancy by blocking the passage of sperm. It is a barrier method of contraception.

A condom can be used only once.

Although some condoms have spermicide added (the spermicide is usually nonoxynol-9 in the United States) to kill sperm, spermicide has not been scientifically shown to provide additional contraceptive protection over a condom alone.

Because they act as a mechanical barrier, condoms prevent direct vaginal contact with semen, infectious genital secretions, and genital sores and discharges.

Most condoms are made from latex rubber, while a small percentage are made from lamb intestines (sometimes called “lambskin” condoms). Condoms made from polyurethane have been marketed in the United States since 1994.

Except for abstinence, latex condoms are the most effective method for reducing the risk of infection from the viruses that cause AIDS, other HIV-related illnesses, and other sexually transmitted diseases (STDs).

Some condoms are pre-lubricated. These lubricants do not provide more birth control or STD protection. Non-oil-based lubricants, such as water or K-Y jelly, can be used with latex or lambskin condoms, but oil-based lubricants, such as petroleum jelly (Vaseline), lotions, or massage or baby oil, should not be used because they can weaken the material.

does that help ? 8)