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Following on from the thread about blubberbutts a thought that crossed my mind whilst savouring the aromas of some cooking this lunchtime was this…..
With our vastly “expanding” population, and rather than using pot pouri and such scents to mask the odours of elephant sized clouds of body odour and the rank of pee stained skin tight XXXL “baggy” tracksuit bottoms maybe theres an as yet untapped market out there
What about air fresheners with scents like a big mac, faggots chips and peas, curry (various flavours), pizza, KFC, chinese food, chipbutties etc ad infinitum
Not only would it be a far more delectable eau de pong for lard swaddled behemoths but it would also disguise the smells emanating from the dropped pieces of food, chicken legs and half eaten ready meals stealthily trapped between the folds of their numerous chins and in the crevasses at the joining points of their limbs to their torso
:lol: :lol:
Wouldn’t it be cheaper for the fat bastards to have a wash once a fortnight???
Maybe, but most car washes dont let porkers use them to shower nowadays
Arent they a bit like weebles tho? :shock:
eeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuwwwwwwwww =D>
im not gunna sleep well 2nite with the picture i just got in me head how nasty is that. i used to get paid to wash fatties as a nurse but i almost always managed to delegate the job to a couple of juniors whilst i just kept a professional eye…
i had to bath a tramp once who hadnt had a wash for 7 years, that was pretty bad youd be amazed what will live on a body that doesnt see fresh air…..@waspish wrote:
eeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuwwwwwwwww =D>
im not gunna sleep well 2nite with the picture i just got in me head how nasty is that. i used to get paid to wash fatties as a nurse but i almost always managed to delegate the job to a couple of juniors whilst i just kept a professional eye…
i had to bath a tramp once who hadnt had a wash for 7 years, that was pretty bad youd be amazed what will live on a body that doesnt see fresh air…..Yeah yeah, you were a “nurse” (wink wink), what other profession could possibly get paid for giving men baths lol
@ubermik wrote:
Following on from the thread about blubberbutts a thought that crossed my mind whilst savouring the aromas of some cooking this lunchtime was this…..
With our vastly “expanding” population, and rather than using pot pouri and such scents to mask the odours of elephant sized clouds of body odour and the rank of pee stained skin tight XXXL “baggy” tracksuit bottoms maybe theres an as yet untapped market out there
What about air fresheners with scents like a big mac, faggots chips and peas, curry (various flavours), pizza, KFC, chinese food, chipbutties etc ad infinitum
Not only would it be a far more delectable eau de pong for lard swaddled behemoths but it would also disguise the smells emanating from the dropped pieces of food, chicken legs and half eaten ready meals stealthily trapped between the folds of their numerous chins and in the crevasses at the joining points of their limbs to their torso
:lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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