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are like women? would’nt you agree
now let me explain
for ages you can find yourself tottaly unattractive, then suddenly two girls take an intrest
so ok, both of these buses may have somthing wrong them with, flat tyres, broken windows, but still
Then you see the perfect bus, the one you have been waiting nearlly all your life for, it has everything so it stops, and it picks you up
but like girls… the bus then travells 100 yards, sees somone better to pick up.. so drops you off in the middle of the road.. and the bus carrys on
then you wait again for another bus to come, it will never be like the bus gone past, but always it will treat you the same, you end up getting on the bus with the flat tyre
why? because you know they won’t drop you off and pick somone else up, because nobody else wants to get on it.. you still manage to get an errection though ;)
They recently introduced a Pay As You Leave bus service here.
They were forced to abandon it after they found a dead Scotsman on the top deck! :lol:
@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:
They recently introduced a Pay As You Leave bus service here.
They were forced to abandon it after they found a dead Scotsman on the top deck! :lol:
Dont give up the day job Owen. [-X
@Bad Manners wrote:
@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:
They recently introduced a Pay As You Leave bus service here.
They were forced to abandon it after they found a dead Scotsman on the top deck! :lol:
Dont give up the day job Owen. [-X
My dream id to have a “day” job! 8)
What happened to your sense of humour? :-slol i like it
@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:
They recently introduced a Pay As You Leave bus service here.
They were forced to abandon it after they found a dead Scotsman on the top deck! :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
but seriously… how dyou make Scotsman laugh???????pay his phone bil…
@rubyred wrote:
the ONLY person EVER that bought me a drink is Rainbowbrite ,,she is lovely..sat there and bought drinks ..rainny bought a round ! slainte RAinny…
and thats true..in fact rainny and i got drinks…the rest were right greedy gits that NEVER bought a drink..
me and rainny…i will meet ya ANY TIMe doll…
last time I give you a bottle of JD ya senile old git :P :lol: :lol: :lol:@rubyred wrote:
the ONLY person EVER that bought me a drink is Rainbowbrite ,,she is lovely..sat there and bought drinks ..rainny bought a round ! slainte RAinny…
and thats true..in fact rainny and i got drinks…the rest were right greedy gits that NEVER bought a drink..
me and rainny…i will meet ya ANY TIMe doll…
i am 100% sure i bought you a drink
@tommy ToXen wrote:
Buses are like English women I reckon.
They’re big, noisy, easy to access with their wide doors, hundreds of people have been on it before you and it f*c*s off once you get off.
I prefer yankee or canadian girls 8)
…or finnish girls :wink: :D
:shock: :shock:
consider urself dumped thomas !
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