BOOK CLUB MEMBERS ONLY PART 4

Tinks was hoping that she didn’t have to do anything that involved jumping up and down. She had managed to tuck her jumper into her leggings but was still worried that the bottle of wine she had half inched from Claire, the cucumber from Born and all of Phoenix’s silver plated fairies along with a wind chime from Taiwan and a Buddhist gong from Nepal would fall out if she moved around too much.

Claire had moved back to the front door and was poking her tongue out at the pumpkin totally oblivious to Born’s pain of separation from her cucumber.

KentOBE was stuck next to Crystalle from Iceland who was sending her to sleep with stories of how many carrot cakes she had baked and eaten that week. She wished she had picked up a copy of the Financial Times to read before she left home.

Money Penny and Dolly Day Dream were still in shock that Maria-s=sex was the High Priestess, it was only 10-30 at night and they both new that Maria-s never left the pub before midnight.

“Is she sober.” MP nudged Dolly Day dream who was trying to stick a scone in her mouth before someone nicked it.

“Gawd course not look at that thingy she is wearing”

MP brushed the crumbs that had exploded all over her from DDD’s scone “Well I can never tell with her she’s just as mental sober as she is drunk.”

DDD laughed – “Never forget that bloody T-Shirt episode, we knew she was joking but it nearly gave the PC brigade piles”.

Suddenly a loud noise exploded. Annette-push a curtain accidently stabbed Crystalle in the bottom with a knitting needle who popped and vanished into thin air.

KentOBE had been reading her spell book at the time and thought “Goodness Gracious me it blooming worked”.

Annette push a curtain put her knitting away and mumbled “I wish she’d stop doing that, always was a noisy one that Maria-s.

Maria-s=sex stepped forward.

“Ladies you will each be given a piece of paper and a pencil. I want you to write the name of the first man that you think has truly done evil in this perfect peaceful land of ours. The man with the most votes will be our first victim.”

Annette push the curtain was the first in the queue for paper and pencil. She then dived into her knitting bag and produced another 7657 pieces of paper and produced her stamp kit from “hobbies are us” and proceeded to stamp THICK SLICE THICK SLICE THICK SLICE on each one. To be continued …..