BOOK CLUB MEMBERS ONLY PART 3

Maria-s=sex raised her hand to silence the room.

Rosepetal helped by shouting at the room to “Gag it”. The room soon fell silent, all eyes were on Maria-s.

“First we will begin with our welcome song , make a circle ladies and raise those brooms.”

The music started to play …….
“””””All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies

Now put your BROOMS up
Up in the club, I got my BROOM UP”””””””

Kent OBE started her best bhangra moves and added a little bit of zumba just for effect waving her broomstick over her head like a castaway trying to be saved by the Royal Navy.

Blonde wasn’t too sure about this dancing thing and just poked her broomstick up and down whilst keeping an eye on Claire who couldn’t seem to work out one end of the broomstick from the other.

Madfluka had managed to knock out Scarlett, Chastity and looby with one swipe of her broom she was so excited ……

“””””All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies

Now put your BROOMS up
Up in the club, I got my BROOM UP””””””

All of a sudden the music came to an abrupt end. Most of the witches were still waving their broomsticks trying to keep the rhythm going.

Then Rosepetal shouted “GAG IT” and broomsticks were lowered.

The witches all jumped as Maria-S shouted “BORN WHAT IS THAT?”

All eyes turned to find the offending Born opening and closing her mouth trying to speak, finally she wailed “What I ain’t done nothing?”

Maria-S sighed and stepped down from her platform and walked across to where Born was standing. click, click click every click of her of 9 inch heels brought Maria-S closer to Born.

Born looked up at Maria-s. “whaaaat i done now?”

Maria-s pulled at Born’s right arm and held it up. “What in the name of Magic is that?”

Born looked at what was in her hand “It’s a broom”.
RubyRed got the giggles and Rosepetal glared at her and made a zipping sign with two fingers across her lips.

Money Penny and Dolly day dream fell against each other and giggled even louder.

Everyone in the room had their eyes on the offending object in Born’s hand.

“Jeeze look at the size of it does she grow her own?” whispered Queen B to Boo.

“if she does I want two!” replied Boo.

Maria-s pulled the big green beast from Born’s hand. Reluctantly Born let her self be de-armed of her most precious object.

“It’s not a broom Born, it’s a bloody cucumber someone give her a broom”

Born could feel herself close to tears as one of her fellow witches passed her a broom. Maria-s threw the cucumber on the ground as she clicked her way back to her platform.

Tinks quickly pounced on the cucumber and shoved it up her jumper…… To be continued