Book Club Chapter 7

Rob 55 looked at Envy Eyes …. “ok what happened?” Envy Eyes looked at Rob and kicked trouble under the table. “I don’t know!”

Trouble grabbed her ankle, rubbed it and looked around the room “Everyone is getting on, what happened to the fights?”

Rob 55 shrugged his shoulders “In the 55 years of being here, from boy to chat guide, I have never known the women not to fight!”

In the South of England where the church bells ring and the pub is always open ………………………
Maria-s=sex was back in her ivory tower. She looked out of the window lost in sadness, suddenly a movement caught her eye and without a second thought she opened the window and harpooned a shark. She hated sharks but loved living on a cliff watching them swim by, easy prey and they deserved to be picked off one by one. She reeled her latest catch in and gently spoke to it as it took it’s last breath. “There, there my little tin-pot you knew you could never stay forever”. She pulled out her bright pink axe and soon the shark was tuna and served up as cat food.

Maria-s had a lot of work to do but she smiled at what they had achieved in one night. After the witches of miffedwick had put all their energy into the start of getting rid of “evil one” they had all had a party the first of it’s kind.

She ran over the events of the party in her mind … Karaoke was a master piece.

Born-feral could not get over the loss of her cucumber. She was so unhappy that the witches clubbed together, all put on their specs and hunted around the floor for the cucumber. So she was eventually reunited with her favourite green thing and stroked it and kissed it as she sang “My All” by Mariah Carey to her cucumber and they fell in love all over again after being separated for at least an hour.

Queen B who was not orange but very pale pulled Claire away from the pumpkin and kissed her tenderly and danced to “Can’t be touched” by Roy Jones …. They raised broom sticks … clashed and eventually fell in love and lived happily ever after.

Soon it was Annette push the curtains go at singing Karaoke “I hate everything about you” by Three days grace and Rosepetal gagged her. Phoenix being a nice bird took pity on Annette and knew that the one thing that would cheer her up would be a Wham song ……………… So with a Christmas tree on her head Phoenix approached Annette and sang “Last Christmas I gave you my heart” …. They lived happily ever after and Annette was last seen flogging guinea pigs from peru at the phoenix shop, in the Lanes.

Queen B had left Boo behind, boo needed a new love interest anyway so she wasn’t really too bothered. It was boo’s times to sing …………. She searched the lyric sheet she wanted something meaningful, something that everyone would understand. Suddenly she found the song she needed to sing. Composing herself, she raised the microphone ……………Girl by the Beatles…. By the time Boo had finished singing, the room had bonded, tears and snot was on every face.

After that great rendition they all went back to their favourite bonding song ……………. Irish Lucy took the microphone …………. All the single ladies put your broom up ……………… To be continued