blonde jokes

how about a blonde joke today? want more? oh go on then, have another….

1. Three blondes are talking about their boyfriends.

“It’s funny,” says Nicky, “Dave’s balls are always cold as ice when I’m sucking his d*ck.”

“You know what?” replies Jen. “It’s exactly the same with my Keith.”

She turns to the third blonde and asks, “When you blow Chris, are his balls cold, too?”

“Ugh! That’s disgusting!” replies Lauren. “I’d never put Chris’s thing in my mouth!”

“You’re crazy,” Nicky pipes up. “A good blowjob is the best way to keep a guy. You should try it.”

Lauren says she’ll think about it.

The next morning, they meet at the café and the blowjob novice is sporting a wicked shiner.

“Whoa!” Nicky and Jen ask. “How did you get that black eye?”

“Chris hit me when I was blowing him,” Lauren replies.

“What on earth for?” Jen asks.

“I don’t know,” Lauren replies. “All I did was tell him how strange it was that his balls were so warm, seeing as how Dave’s and Keith’s were so cold.”

2. A young brunette goes into the doctor’s office and tells him that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

“Impossible,” says the doctor. “Show me.”

She takes her finger and pushes on her elbow and screams in agony. She then pushes on her knee and screams, pushes on her ankle and screams…and so it goes on. No matter where she touches her agony is apparent.

The doctor says, “You’re not really a brunette, are you? You’re really a blonde.”

She sheepishly admits that she is indeed a blonde and asks, “But, how did you know?”

“Because, my dear,” he says, “Your finger is broken.”

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