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I spotted this in yesterday’s paper and I just had to share it with you all.
An obese woman on an underground cave tour became wedged in a cranny, trapping both herself and 23 others for 12 hours.
(Can you just imagine the horror of THAT. Stuck underground whilst a whale blocks the only way out!!!)
The woman fell in a ”splits position” in the ”Tunnel of Love” in Cango Caves, South Africa and both she and the rock had to be greased with liquid parrafin before she could be freed by using a pulley to winch her up and off it.
(The mind boggles doesn’t it? She fell astride a rock and couldn’t get off it without the use of liberal quantities of liquid parrafin AND a pulley ffs!!! – God, I bet that hurt !!!)
The best bit is that when Mr Gerstner, the manager of the caves, told her that she should reconsider before returning to the tunnels…. she became extremely offended !!!!
So will she return for another 12 hour bout of tough love with the rock and loads of liquid parrafin??? Will her husband put his foot down (or even up) and insist that she stays at home with him??? Has she become addicted to pulleys, parrafin and an audience of 23???
…….and finally, a word of warning to all UK females….. do NOT try this at home as the rocks here are NOT the same as South African ones and you may not have a supply of liquid parrafin and a pulley handy to get yourself off (as it were!!!).
I see though there where no scaring left or bruising of the buttox :lol:
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Wow I bet she was hungry after all that ;)
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