Blind Dates

Im sure iv told this storie before but never mind lol il tell it again ……………….

My blind date worked with me mom ………..And she thought the world of this lad said ohhhhh debs he as a lovely car * f00king cortina * lol He gives me a lift every night to the bus stop why dont you go out with him for a drink

To witch i said if he is that good go out with him ya self lol I was going though a patch where i was drinking pritty heavy to be honest to a piont i was waking up and having a can before work :roll:

Well after her nagging and f00k me our mom could nag i agreeded just to shut her up

Was April the 1st 1986 i thought na this is a wind up a april fools joke so went along with it lol

He was the most stuck up c00nt iv ever met what the prat hadnt done wasnt worth talking about ………..But he brought me drinks all night and i drank him under the table lol

I swore i would never meet him again he didnt smoke couldnt hold his ale and bragged none stop about money :evil:

Then i was sat at home 3 days later and he pulled up i was in me jim jams no make up hair a mess and thought wot the f00k he want

22 years later im still with the c00nt and he still carnt hold his ale :lol: