BLAH

@bullshiddy shidkins wrote:

Anyway i was going to buy a box of milk tray as jen jen suggested. but have you seen the price of those things these days???. No bloody way…..

If Milk Tray is too expensive for you try a box of Maltesers instead, most women love them…don’t be swayed by the cheap deals for Ferrero Rocher though, they’re not as sophisticated as the ads would like you to believe and they’re a bit like Marmite, you either love them or hate them…not worth the risk.

Oh and if money is an issue why not try jewellery Claires Accessories instead of Argos and a tent instead of Butlins? Just a thought…

@rogue trader wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

I still think he’s taking the p!$$…

never

I hope he is otherwise Blah is going to be very disappointed in her blingy but trashy hairslide, half eaten box of maltesers cos he got bored on the journey and the delights of camping in a one man tent cos he thought it would be cosier.

@bullshiddy shidkins wrote:

HOW DARE YOU TRY TO TWIST THIS ALL AROUND SO THAT I’M THE BAD GUY!. HOW BLOODY DARE YOU!. TYPICAL BLOODY WOMAN!!!

Now you have really done it Blah, you can forget about the holiday to Butlins and the uber expensive jewellry i was going to buy you from Argos. And next time you are sat on your lonesome in the room. just craving some erotic literature to get you off. i shan’t be the bugger to give you it. And anyway. i wasn’t trying to get sympathy from these lovely chatters, i was simply trying to get some advice. I was scared of my emotions for you. too shy to tell you directly. I really don’t know why you are bringing my missus into this (the one you were told about), imagine if she found out. she would undoubtedly finish with me and then i’d only have 4 girlfriends left. After reading your post i am only really interested in the…”imagine my shock and horror that the one person i had come to worship and almost lurv” line, as this still fills me with hope for our future. and also makes me feel pretty damn good about myself that i could have that sort of power. Anyway i was going to buy a box of milk tray as jen jen suggested. but have you seen the price of those things these days???. No bloody way….. anyway tc peeps xxx

Dear Babykins,

For your information, I am not bloody, not this week. I’ve got a little over a week before I get bloody (then you can say bloody woman)!

Anyhow, I digress. I would like it be known to all that the only person who has made himself look like the bad guy is Babykins himself. I was quite content to let this all go and not even bring it up again, but look at the damage he’s causing? He’s ripping apart my friendships with some chatters and making them choose sides. I just want to chat in peace and continue to ask for very good looking, intelligent, well-educated, well-endowed, and rich men between the ages of 29-36! (By the way, if anyone reading this fits this description, please do not hesitate to send me a private message.)

I don’t understand Butlins or Argos as you know full well I’m American. However, I’m guessing these are places or things that people (chavs) go purchase things for cheap to make them feel like they belong in society with their “bling.” You know I’m too posh for such knock offs. Alas, another reason our love affair was doomed from the beginning… you’re too chav for this posh woman. I thought that maybe I may be able to get over my shallowness, but who was I kidding… no way! This is me we’re talking about. I’m the queen of shallowness.

Babykins, if you promise to never utter another word of this heart-wrenching failed love affair, I promise to never bring up your missus or four other girlfriends (all imaginary). This I solemnly swear.

By the way, I’ve cancelled my ticket to come see you. Instead, I have decided to take a holiday to somewhere exotic and far, far away from you.

Oh, one more thing. Please, please, pleeeeeeease don’t phone me ever again. Thank you!

Sincerely,

Shallow Girly (aka Blah)

P.S. I’ve blocked and deleted you off Skype.

Can’t think why this came to mind…

Uptown Girl

Love the cheesey video :lol:

@aussie_sassy wrote:

Oh Blah you breaking hearts again! It’s nice to see you on the boards xX

I don’t break hearts. :( And naturally, I had to sign up as people were questioning me and I had no idea what they were on about… but now… I get the entire story. ;)