BINGO!

tinks I see what you are saying,all this online casino/betting bollox
but theres nothing like the buzz about being there “live”
its like somersitting in his armchair( come on yoonited”)
its better being there innit?
im knocking on a bit now tinks(im 52)i dont want to be belting out numbers anymore,ive suffered the heartache and anguish of going to the annual national bingo caller of the year award,4 years on alwayson
the trot
I came 3rd,4th,2nd and 2nd
its always some smug arsed clear clipped voice southerner who wins it
fckn cheatin greasy palms or what?
that clip that sophia put on,where ppl go outside and shout “here you are”,is true,but…….its just shite innit,same as that woman bingo caller in the clip,you dont call that fast in cash bingo,ala mecca,gala etc
that to my trained ear,is the preleminary get your punters money off them as fast as you can,call 50 games a hour before the main event

no I see myself as an ambassador of bingo,bit like pele is to football
if I had my way bingo would be an olympic event
and when it is,I want to be knighted lord cose
the ppls champion,who brought bingo back from the dregs

ive seen these dickheads from chat scene looking at what is doa,thin etc saying now im n ever movin from pats,if you want me,you better come and find me
now fck off
im not admin on pats

as if faz would allow that
thats more polis and suzes gig.