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hi ,quick bingo thread here,do any of youse play it,do you know anybody who plays it?,
bingo halls are going quicker down the pan,than these boards
so ive been called in as a trouble shooter a mr fix it man if you like.
to try and solve the problem
so far ive identified
1,the no smoking rule,oh come on everybody likes a fag when youre sweating on those last two numbers for a full house,nudging the person next to you with yer dobber,23 and 38 come on you barstardsim still considering the ramifications of safe smoking areas
anyway early days yet
thats cash bingo
you arent allowed to use slang like maggies den number ten,never use a dog with 2 dicks number 6,and never ever under any circumstances use dinner for two…69
I however will continue to endeavour to get bingo back on its feet again
cos after all
no bin goes like a bingo goes
get the audience to chant it back at youse
any suggestions youz have will be greatfully appreciated
heres looking at eyes down kid
what the problem is,prize bingo ala day trippers on the prom
and cash bingo is a completely different monkey
its like the difference tween rugby league and union
in prize,i can turn up bare chested ,pair of tight shorts and wear flip flops
“come on get your money in your slot luv”
“I will do you any of the 4 corners”
but in cash bingo its different
I have to go suited and booted,ties and shit
fanfares as im going on to the stage,awesome music(which I pick)
listening to women(sometimes men)
“ooh doesnt he scrub up well when he wants to”
ive had knickers thrown at me on the stage ..oh all sorts of invites
but after all,I turn all the women down(and the men) why?
cos im a professional bingo caller
I need to get bingo back to what it was.. a national institutiondont forget when bingo goes bingo stops
keep the faith.Cosy with bingo wings pmsl
The coffin dodgers can smoke and play bingo, its called the cage…….
Hello everyone…Well I’m not a bingo player but I do know several people who love to spend time at Castle Bingo….Hey Dave the bingo halls have a just chat meeting there where everyone can be safe in the knowledge of having ago at everyone dabbers . Lol
Sorry guys…I’m laughing so much I never realised the mis types in my post……
dibbers,dabbers,dobbers,schmibbers,schmabbers schmobbers
I dont care what the punters call them,they arent the tools of my trade
no I was more concerned about my safety when finishing my shift
went outside,and there were all sorts of women waiting outside for me milfs,gilfs,gays,trannies the fckn lot,”I used to say look im a bingo caller thats all I am not a rock or film star,just leave me alone,ive got a beef casserole in the slow cooker,and ive got two coronation streets taped,I just want to go home
kinell eh?were you saying hey dave to me angela?
im not called dave,but I know plenty of people who are
everybody knows a dave
and them who reply “er no i dont know a dave”
are liars.Orson…lol…no I was not calling you Dave…it was a Mia type…im using my phone and this predictive text beats me every time.. ..As for your sTaurus as a bingocaller….Wow..i had no idea you were treated like rock stars….it must lol.
Aaarrrggghhh….Sorry again for the mis types.. .predictive text again….I hope you can make sense of the last post.
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