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ok i live in a big house,,ah but its not all mine
4 other residents in it split into flats
so er i dont know where im quite going with this?
but i live nxt door to an elderly scottish lady
well when i say elderly shes 72
no age is it ge
heres how it went
oh obviously i cant say her name thats just so wrong
helena” see wat they doin to our feckin bins”
me “no cant say ive noticed tbh why wassup”
helena”nay you wudnt you sassenach tw@t
me “woh hels slow down slam on the brakes whats the matter?
helena “dem bastids use our bins”
me “who”?
helena “allthe other neighbours why dont you do summat about it”
me “cos basically i dont give a fck i do it myself”
helena”typical english lazy bawbag ye”
me “oh yanno i got summat in the oven gorra go”
helena “ah feck you and everybody that looks like ye”
i call her (behind her back cos shes from glasgow and im a bit scared of her)
the bin queen from new orleans
anyway just wondering if any of youse lot had any tales of bins,garden fences etc
anything willdo
bye
Why has scrawny mentioned my name?
My neighbour is 89 and a real OAP plus she is from Austria and mixed with a Lancashire accent is 20 x harder to understand than Glaswegian (or anyone from Wales).
This week alone I have found in the back alley, btw that’s the street in between terraced rows Cosie.
The usual broken TV etc
A wrapped pork joint not even past its sell-by date.
A bag of used ‘teabags’.
And a few years ago now I came out the back with my dog and a little kid was having a shit in the alley and even had toilet paper on hand. he legged it faster than Cosie in the booze aisle in Aldi and all I saw was his little shitty arse and a stream of white toilet paper disappearing around the wall.
You also can not leave out a half-empty recycling bin otherwise some scrote will fill it with household rubbish and the bin men won’t take it away!!!
Don’t even get me going on broken glass which cuts dogs paws!!!!
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calm down ge lad sorry to mention your non existent life
it just seemed to fit like
he haw always responds like that
You both live in poverty shit holes
we don’t get any of that in Cambridgeshire
omg shes awake
Tossed me out some old antique furniture other day. But we have people who drive around before big major trash pickup taking things out. They look for metal as well. Get money for it.
Should have me a yard sale. I got stuff want to get rid of. Down sizing. Hope to be out by next summer. New York no longer worth my time or stay. Who knows what will happen here either in next few weeks..we on red alert. Not because of covid
Getting ready to fund milky when he gets out of prison?
he’s called milk man for a reason
he’s going to milk you dry
Or will I milk him dry?
Crawl under the rock douche bag. Ty
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