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    A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.
    Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex.

    Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.

    Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr.

    Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: “They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

    “They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down.

    “The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex.”

    Both cleaners, who were “extremely shocked”, told the hostel manager who called police.

    Sheriff Colin Miller told Stewart: “In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a ‘cycle-sexualist’.”

    Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink.

    The bachelor had been living in the hostel since October 2006 after moving from his council house in Girvan.

    He now lives in Ayr.

    On yer bike son!

    #293134

    :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
    its a new one on me too.
    i treated a fella once who had a lampshade holder wedged tightly around his bits we just put an ice pack on and waited for nature to take its course. he was returned to the old folks home embarrassed but intact…. we had a great laugh at his expense tho.. :wink:

    #293135

    This is all lies invented by the cleaners ….. in fact it is – wait for it …….

    a FRAME UP …………… BOOM BOOM !!!!

    #293136

    This is not the first legal case involving someone simulating sex with an inanimate object.

    In 1997 Robert Watt, 38, was fined £100 for trying to have sex with a shoe in an Edinburgh street
    In 2002 the same man was arrested for simulating sex with a traffic cone in front of a crowd of people
    Earlier this month, sentence was deferred on teenager Steven Marshall, from Galashiels, who admitted simulating sex on a pavement while drunk.

    There are some odd people about :shock: :D

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