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One Flaw In Women
By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth day of working overtime.
An angel appeared and said,
“Why are you spending so much time on this one?”
And the Lord answered, “Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart
-and she will do everything
with only two hands.”
The angel was astounded at the requirements.
“Only two hands!? No way!
And that’s just on the standard model?
That’s too much work for one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish.”
But I won’t,” the Lord protested.
“I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.
She already heals herself when she is sick
AND can work 18 hour days.”
The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
“But you have made her so soft, Lord.”
“She is soft,” the Lord agreed,
“but I have also made her tough.
You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish.”
“Will she be able to think?”, asked the angel.
The Lord replied,
“Not only will she be able to think,
she will be able to reason and negotiate.”
The angel then noticed something,
and reaching out, touched the woman’s cheek.
“Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one.”
“That’s not a leak,”
the Lord corrected,
“that’s a tear!”
“What’s the tear for?” the angel asked.
The Lord said, “The tear is her way of expressing her joy,
her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,
her loneliness, her grief and her pride.”
The angel was impressed.
“You are a genius, Lord.
You thought of everything!
Woman is truly amazing.”
And she is!
Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
but they hold happiness,
love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy
and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don’t take “no” for an answer
when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about
a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member,
yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss
can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They’ll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,
IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.
ZZZZZZZZ !!!!!
Can’t we rename this by rearranging the title to: “Up the big women”.
i’m still waiting for the punchline
typical male comments I see….
come on then PB… give us the male verison… Im sure it will be very short… lol
pmsllll mary it would it wouold be something like this
PB:zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (asleep as assual)
I thought it was lovely, only the t w a ts will make fun as they cant admit women are the better sex.
Well I loved it…….. :lol: :lol: Ty hun…. what a lovely thoughtful story
:wink:Feel the love ladies we are great :!: :!: :lol:
You will have noticed the (almost) total lack of response to this sexist drivel from the male board users … whereas the female responses have all been self-supporting and patting themselves smugly on the back.
I suspect that this is because us men don’t need to have some enormously long virtuous parable from the good Lord and an imaginary angel to tell us how marvellous we are. We know it anyway and don’t need to go bleating endlessly on and on about it.
Frankly all this mindless drivel does is to try to give the so-called fair sex some sense of their own self worth. Clearly men don’t need this type of boastful support, which is why you don’t see this sort of rubbish posted about men.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
and give it time more will reply like PB….I personally think, god made woman on the saturday.
He started making her, then the angel came along and said God i thought you was making the woman today.
He replied, i was but then i realised the footie was on, so i thought i would pop a few cans a watch it.
Then bye the time the footie had finished and he polished of the crate of beer, he could barely see.
Hense the state of women, and the fact he forgot to put a brain in that thing on your shoulders. I would say head, but that word might be to technical for you :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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