BIG BROTHER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@sharongooner wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

It’s the only thing that has held me back from auditioning for BB, I can imagine a few that would sell a story or 2 :lol:

Just a few?

*coughs*

hahaha just found these:

JADE
There once was a warthog called Jade,
Whose voice from my mind just won’t fade.
The conniving, thick witch,
Just continues to bitch,
And I hope a huge price will be paid.

There once was a housemate called Babba
Who had a stomach quite like Jabba,
She does constantly ming
and suck PJ’s thing,
and talk in a constant blabber

ADELE
There once was a bint called Adele
Whose tactics were easy to tell
With her dodgy mate Jade
Plenty stirring was made
But we know they’re both going to hell!

There once was a girl named Adele
Or is she a fella? Can’t tell
She’s certainly a Demon
Who doesn’t like semen
And she’s taking BB down to hell

PJ
There once was a lad called PJ
Whose managed to get a BJ
But when he woke up
And took a long look
He realised he should have just had a w*** instead,
but hey!

SOPHIE
There once was a bird called Sophie,
whose taste in fellas was ropey,
she thought she’d shag Lee,
but ended up free,
and now she’s just bloody dopey!

KATE
There once was a lady called Kate,
Who couldn’t determine her fate.
So she broke her posh glasses,
And made lots of passes
At Tim, who is now her best mate.

There was once a housemate called Kate,
Who went in the diary room a state,
She had PMT,
How bad must it be,
Kate we applaud you for coping.

TIM
There once was a blokie named Tim,
Who doesn’t appear to be dim.
But he’s dyed all his hair,
Maybe even down there.
So I’d vote him out on a whim.

SPENCER
There once was a housemate called spanky,
Whose treatment of girls was all wanky.
He’d fart and he’d burp,
The bad mannered twerp,
And his clothing was rotten and manky.

JOHNNY
There once was a fireman called Jonny,
who the lasses all thought was well bonny,
Jonny must have his baccy,
or he’ll go f***ing wacky,
and start calling everyone ronnie.

ALEX
There once was a model called Alexi, (russian translation)
who all the girls think is well sexy,
he’s shaved his beard off,
but I still think he’s a toff,
and Jade thinks his knob is well flexi….

LEE
There once was a housemate named Lee
His body as strong as a tree
Yet his low IQ
And large ego too
Made him look a tw*t on TV

:lol: some blasts for the past there