BIG BROTHER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Big Brother 1: Craig
Big Brother 2: Brian
Big Brother 3: Kate
Big Brother 4: Cameron
Big Brother 5: Nadia
Big Brother 6: Anthony (WTF?! How’d that happen?)
Big Brother 7: Pete
Big Brother 8: Brian

Fasty, your opinions matter to me about as much as mine do to you.

@pats wrote:

@johnboy25 wrote:

Big Brother 1: Craig
Big Brother 2: Brian
Big Brother 3: Kate
Big Brother 4: Cameron
Big Brother 5: Nadia
Big Brother 6: Anthony (WTF?! How’d that happen?)
Big Brother 7: Pete
Big Brother 8: Brian

Fasty, your opinions matter to me about as much as mine do to you.

were were u wen i was handing out h/mates then tut. :roll:

I’m still paying for a wee Ethiopian, don’t need any more :lol:

@rubyred wrote:

awwww i kinda enjoyed reading grace dents latest.. this section appealed to me…

Luke’s twice the man he was when he entered…

When the BB9 boys openly rate the girls on attractiveness, Bex calmly accept being ugliest. When Bex tries to get a role in the running machine OK Go task, the house roundly veto it. When Bex tries to cooks oven chips the house erupts into war. When Bex stood up last Saturday and said she’d like to stand for house leader, the whole group just tutted. For some reason, however, Dale is classed a great candidate.

Dale!? The best thing about Dale being in BB9 is at least while he’s locked in he can’t be wandering about in moving traffic.

Bex is well accustomed to being unloved, in fact she feels it all the time. Bex’s biggest defence is to be wholly unlovable and keep people at arms-length. I like it how Luke just hasn’t played along with this at all. ‘Oh Rebecca!? she’s unique, she’s vivacious, she’s incredible!,’ he chirps in the Diary Room, ‘Big Brother, what am I going to do with her? Rebecca!?’

Incidentally, since meeting Bex, Luke now looks twice the man he was a month ago. Bex has got him straightening his hair, dropping the formal suits, putting some bronzer on his pallid skin. The boy has got a sparkle in his eye that only a few nights cuddled up to a 36F chest can truly achieve. I doubt he’s ever been happier.

Sadly Bex finds the whole idea of someone cherishing her quite revolting. She’s the beast, after all. ‘He’s being too nice to me!’ Bex said the Diary Room in full self-loathing mode, ‘It’s creepy! I want him to be nasty to me again.’ Darnell also made this mistake with Bex. Darnell told Bex she was sexy and funny then sat on the floor with her during Spitgate night cuddling her. She’s hated his guts ever since.

I don’t see any future in Bex and Luke at all. Bex will decimate all that. I just hope that one day far from now she realises, maybe when she’s ‘lying pissed out her face on a floor in Magaluf’ that for a brief moment in July 2008 someone genuinely, unconditionally cared for her.

Elsewhere in the house, Lisa is enjoying her first week without Mario. ‘See ya,’ she waved blandly as he left on Friday. The universe was calling Mario, it seemed. Calling him to enter the huge black hole of media interest that Stephanie, Sylvia, Jen, Dennis and Alexandra have fallen into. Lisa’s ‘look’ simply never fails to amuse me.

Red combat pants, red bra, black spandex crop top with patches sliced out of it and one tit escaping, Japanese rising sun headband and latin-american ballroom dancing competition makeup. I like it when she goes in the bath and gets out with even more make-up on. I can see Lisa still being there in the final fortnight.

Lisa in the final fortnight..That`l do for me Rubes, she`s my number 2..I know she`s a bit of a know all..but gotta say shes growing on me. :wink:

Bless Rubes…being Belinda :lol:
Bat = Mikey

Pete = Mo

over too the next one..cos we`l run out.. p.s ya knows I luvs ya really Bat & pete :wink: