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Has Stuart been evicted yet?
@pats wrote:
@rainbowbrite wrote:
Please save Becca…. Mario MUST go….. he plays Luke and mikey like puppets. Lisa might even change into a decent human being. I said might.
i swear to god rainy if he mentions health and safety or facilitates once more i shall scream. and he must be the biggest stirrer and 2 faced coont since PB. :lol: :-
Did you see on BBLB how they went thru what the Bullshiner was saying about his glittery career so far? Apparently it all adds up… *chokes* :shock:
I dunno about that fan club shyte however…. maybe it burns his pictures and chants *Get Mario out* for sure… and i don’t think Ant N Dec will appear as number 1 and 2 members either!!
@minim wrote:
Has Stuart been evicted yet?
Not yet Mims! Altho he was wanting to leave… dunno if he has yet!
SEXPOT Sara’s shocked housemates – by telling them she loves a rough shag.
During a boozy nookie chat the Aussie bombshell said she craves forceful sex.
The gang were swapping shag stories when the beauty said she prefers rough to tumble.
She said: “I like it when you’re in a relationship and you’ve got a lot of foreplay going on.
“But what I really like is it just rough.
“Just grab me and give it to me now.”
Aging hippy Belinda also let slip her secrets – telling the crew she loves having her “clitoris sucked”.
Christ almighty.
Even cuddly Kat has a red-light routine – telling giggling housemates she’s “good with her mouth”.
That prompted Dale to dub the Thai masseuse ‘sucky power’.
But while the girls bragged, dad-of-one Stu was more bashful.
He said: “I haven’t got a lot to work with.”
But he added: “I can do some good s*it man.”
Sex-mad housemates also drew up a shag-skills league table.
Rex and Kat both gave themselves full marks in the sack.
But leathery Lisa took the title.
She said: “I’m gonna keep it simple — it’s a definite ten-plus.”
Sleazy boyfriend Mario disagreed, giving her a far greater score.
He quipped: “You’re a 69!”
Sara and Stu followed with nines, will Darnell awarded himself a “solid eight”.
Bottom of the pile was nerdy Luke.
He admitted to be a rubbish lover – giving himself a feeble TWO out of ten.
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
^^^^ thats one point from each hand then … !
EEEEK !!! just back from shop with me goodies for tonight,I have a semi new telly that still has teething probs,but my son fixes it. Imagine my delight when he said he was going out straight from work tonight,meaning id be in alone.no jumping up and making teas etc .
turns on telly and its in Black and White ! I dont want to footer with it and risk losing the picture altogether. so tonight im in black n white..maybe a saving grace as i wont be blinded at the flashes, hitting the tangerine t@sser when he is duly booted out in a wee while !
its mario!!!!!!!!!1 ner ner pats beatya!!!!!
HUGS CAFF…….YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FOOKIN RESULT!!!!!!!…………….WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@rubyred wrote:
EEEEK !!! just back from shop with me goodies for tonight,I have a semi new telly that still has teething probs,but my son fixes it. Imagine my delight when he said he was going out straight from work tonight,meaning id be in alone.no jumping up and making teas etc .
turns on telly and its in Black and White ! I dont want to footer with it and risk losing the picture altogether. so tonight im in black n white..maybe a saving grace as i wont be blinded at the flashes, hitting the tangerine t@sser when he is duly booted out in a wee while !
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had many of those nights… feck you right off dont they!
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