Better Food In Prison..

Well – Fortuantely I joined BUPA.. The service there is tremendous..
You get waited on Hand And Foot, and all i dd was subscribe through an advertisement I seen in Womens Weekly. You get Sky Television.. The nurses are just amazing, The NHS Hospitals are like a zoos’ compared to BUPA. I was offered Croissants and Coffee for breakfast.. The lunch was superb, and for tea, i had Roast Duck.. I even went and pushed myself down the stairs just to stay in for a further two weeks! I’m booked in next week for a major operation, and I can’t wait. I even met Gloria Hunniford there, she’s a regular.. They’re trying to make her look younger, but she’s been there five years already, but fair play, they keep trying!