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  • #292560

    nah…I DONT think its funny either !

    #292561

    AND YER TALkING THE QUEEN O ONE LINERS :) HEHEH .

    SORRY I WAS OUT TONIGHT WITH MY PAL…

    a wee poof ?? hell aye ! i even had women after me…Valerie !

    valerie…………….

    #292562

    in fact ..i laughed n laughed at MY one liner the other day !

    was walking the 6 min walk..and a wee boy about 9 went ” what”! ….

    i went ” WHAT ” and he accusewd me o staring at him and giving him the “evil eye”

    ffs..he went ” what ya looking AT ” so I replied with the eternal …

    ” feck knows the labels fell off! “

    childish as fook ! and i wanted to heider the wee kunt !

    #292563

    @anita Gofradump wrote:

    @esmeralda wrote:

    @anita Gofradump wrote:

    Maybe it was not the best line someone has come out with, but jesus fckin christ there is miserable kunts on this thread, excuse someone for having a laugh. Hate to be stuck in a lift with you fckers with not 1 bit of humour between you, i bet you the sort who love you been framed and think its hilarious :roll:

    Oh shadduppaya liddle matchstick face

    And you are 1 of them :P , go fck yaself ya dried up old hag :lol:

    Awwww..did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

    #292564

    @esmeralda wrote:

    @anita Gofradump wrote:

    @esmeralda wrote:

    @anita Gofradump wrote:

    Maybe it was not the best line someone has come out with, but jesus fckin christ there is miserable kunts on this thread, excuse someone for having a laugh. Hate to be stuck in a lift with you fckers with not 1 bit of humour between you, i bet you the sort who love you been framed and think its hilarious :roll:

    Oh shadduppaya liddle matchstick face

    And you are 1 of them :P , go fck yaself ya dried up old hag :lol:

    Awwww..did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

    You mean you had an anal probing,…..have they taken it out ya gob yet

    #292565

    @anita Gofradump wrote:

    @esmeralda wrote:

    @anita Gofradump wrote:

    @esmeralda wrote:

    @anita Gofradump wrote:

    Maybe it was not the best line someone has come out with, but jesus fckin christ there is miserable kunts on this thread, excuse someone for having a laugh. Hate to be stuck in a lift with you fckers with not 1 bit of humour between you, i bet you the sort who love you been framed and think its hilarious :roll:

    Oh shadduppaya liddle matchstick face

    And you are 1 of them :P , go fck yaself ya dried up old hag :lol:

    Awwww..did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

    You mean you had an anal probing,…..have they taken it out ya gob yet

    Oh dear, hardly equal to my badinage, are you, Dumpy? Do feel free to keep trying..I love an opportunity to mock the afflicted.

    #292566

    @esmeralda wrote:

    @anita Gofradump wrote:

    @esmeralda wrote:

    @anita Gofradump wrote:

    @esmeralda wrote:

    @anita Gofradump wrote:

    Maybe it was not the best line someone has come out with, but jesus fckin christ there is miserable kunts on this thread, excuse someone for having a laugh. Hate to be stuck in a lift with you fckers with not 1 bit of humour between you, i bet you the sort who love you been framed and think its hilarious :roll:

    Oh shadduppaya liddle matchstick face

    And you are 1 of them :P , go fck yaself ya dried up old hag :lol:

    Awwww..did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

    You mean you had an anal probing,…..have they taken it out ya gob yet

    Oh dear, hardly equal to my badinage, are you, Dumpy? Do feel free to keep trying..I love an opportunity to mock the afflicted.

    Another dried up old hag who thinks she knows it all and better than everyone else :roll:,
    Skipped some HRT have we? I think infact if you look back at your own dumb comments, it is you who needs to keep trying DEAR!
    But not to worry, maybe, just maybe one day if you could pull your head out your own ass and see things for what they really are, you might not keep looking so pathetic. You can live in hope.

    #292567

    Punching above your weight, Dumpy, you couldn’t even ASPIRE to be in my league, but thanks for affording me a chuckle at your imbecilic commentary.

    #292568

    @esmeralda wrote:

    Punching above your weight, Dumpy, you couldn’t even ASPIRE to be in my league, but thanks for affording me a chuckle at your imbecilic commentary.

    Again the same kind of bullsh!t response, you’re a joke you dont have a prayer, another day, another hun and her delusional fantasies. :roll: jog on split @rse

    #292569

    @anita Gofradump wrote:

    @esmeralda wrote:

    Punching above your weight, Dumpy, you couldn’t even ASPIRE to be in my league, but thanks for affording me a chuckle at your imbecilic commentary.

    Again the same kind of bullsh!t response, you’re a joke you dont have a prayer, another day, another hun and her delusional fantasies. :roll: jog on split @rse

    It’s heartening to see that the ‘Special Needs’ schools allow their inmates to fondle the computers. Maybe they’ll let you type out a comprehensible sentence one day, Dumpy!

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