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OK lets have em………..the worst of your cracker jokes, the ones that got the biggest groans
Q What happened to the Hyena who swallowed a stock cube?
A He made a laughing stock of himselfQ Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A You can see right through them……..and this one was without the one that got the biggest groan
Q What do you call a row of men waiting for a haircut?
A A barbercueFGS :roll:
Sorry Tinks but they did make me laugh :lol:
Q. What did the martian say to the petrol pump?
A. Take your finger out of your ear when I’m talking to you.Q. What’s green and bounces all around the garden?
A. A spring onion.These were the “best”…
After dinner our mints were delivered in festive organza bags…other people had snowflakes, snowmen and so on…I had cherubs wielding machine guns…I’m told it was a cherubic orchestra but didn’t the mafia carry their machine guns in violin cases? That violin sure looked like a machine gun to me, and as for the trumpet…hmmmm….
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