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I can’t hear what people yell at me when I fly by in my yacht and tip over their tiny vessels in my wake.
Been embarrassed many times over the years, I used to go to a lot of dance classes, and I live in a small peninsular town.
you get to know a lot of people. bit like in a village.
I was walking through the main town on market day one Saturday, when suddenly I heard from behind me “oi Nicearse”………I carried on walking, slightly faster. when suddenly right up behind me said “oi ” I turned and it was one of my fellow dancers.
times like that you wish there was a button you could press and the ground opens up and swallows you.lol laine good story,but its sorry hang on,its I haven’t sussed out the quote method yet
its martin I wanted a word with
so my question to lord snooty is
yeh we all know you’ve got a yacht martin,paid by your loyal members with yer I will cut the ads scam
I would pay a fiver a year, but fck me sideways and call me tiffany if I pay you a fiver a month……get stretched.
oh yeh me question
does your yacht really fly?When my eldest was still a toddler and in his push chair….we were in Superdrugs and he picked a sweet….went to the counter she scanned my stuff then I asked son to give me his sweet so the lady could scan it….anyway it was a long struggle he would not let go…eventually I had to take it from him as he was having a tantrum and he said “I hate that lady”
So embarrassingactually writing it down it kinda makes him look like he was a right brat…but he wasn’t
When my eldest was still a toddler and in his push chair….we were in Superdrugs and he picked a sweet….went to the counter she scanned my stuff then I asked son to give me his sweet so the lady could scan it….anyway it was a long struggle he would not let go…eventually I had to take it from him as he was having a tantrum and he said “I hate that lady”
So embarrassingactually writing it down it kinda makes him look like he was a right brat…but he wasn’t
You shopped in Superdrug …
Oh I managed to show myself up with no help at all ……..
Years ago I was at a friends wedding with my then hubby Ma & Pa they drinks were flowing & a good time was being had by all at the afternoon reception.
I excused myself & took myself off to the lil girls room as you do. Came out & made my way back to our table acknowleging friends as I went thinking why are all the blokes winking at me … not used to that sort of attention .Anyway eventually sat down next to me Ma & she whispered in my ear …… “Your skirt is tucked in your drawers !!!
Omg I wanted to die of shame lol .
When my eldest was still a toddler and in his push chair….we were in Superdrugs and he picked a sweet….went to the counter she scanned my stuff then I asked son to give me his sweet so the lady could scan it….anyway it was a long struggle he would not let go…eventually I had to take it from him as he was having a tantrum and he said “I hate that lady”
So embarrassingactually writing it down it kinda makes him look like he was a right brat…but he wasn’t
You shopped in Superdrug …
Cheeky moo……I still shop there……got a loyalty card and app and everything
I opened the door once to a dishy bloke forgetting I had a face mask on!!
I opened the door once to a dishy bloke forgetting I had a face mask on!!
Did ya save yourself by shouting trick or treat to him lol
I opened the door once to a dishy bloke forgetting I had a face mask on!!
Did ya save yourself by shouting trick or treat to him lol
I didn’t remember I had the mask on until I shut the door….turned to the side and saw my reflection in the mirror….however he probably thought I was ready to go out trick or treating
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