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20 February, 2018 at 8:38 am #1088203
STOP LYING TO WOMEN
MEN YOU NEED TO STOP
I just tried to get myself into a size 14 swimming costume cos apparently IM NOT FAT.
Well I got it as far as over my stomach and then that was it!!!
NO WAY it was EVER going to go over my boobs NOT IN A MILLION TRILLION YEARS
You would get so much farther if you just said ‘I really like voluptuous women who are not skinny’ rather than ‘no youre not fat at all’
Yes I can get into size 16 swimming costume but my breasts are fighting to get out like a sausage bursting out of its skin.
Not all of us women like being lied to, some of us think to ourselves if youre lying about that then you may lie about everything else.
No you cant see my fat tummy and backside in my pics I GET TROLLED WHY WOULD I POST UP MY FAT BITS?
You might be bald, or fat or facially really ugly or covered in beard and far too popeye with big chunky bits and not my type at all
Koan in room 2 wont ‘go near’ a woman over a size 10 and lovely nine who keeps saying im ‘so gorgeous’ has admitted he wouldn’t be interested in an ‘overweight woman’.And puddles the clown will literally bonk anyone as long as they give him change of a 50.
Well ok I may not have a million chins and need to take my pics from a great height and only photo a small portion of my face or just my eye but it doesn’t mean im not a fat bloater. And years ago I was a size 24 and proper fat and lardy but I was still me.
Do women who are fat actually tell lies about it? Do us fat birds just make it up? I don’t order salad from the takeaway and if you take me out to dinner I will eat you under the table – no not literally I will just demolish a steak and chips or jacket potato and be the happiest bunny whilst doing it.
Youre not perfect yourselves
I CANT FIT INTO A SIZE 14 SWIMMING COSTUME GGGRRRRR
ITS YOUR FAULT I AM FAT AND LOVE CHINESE CHICKEN BALLS AND CHICKEN CHOW MEIN AND YOU DON’T LIE CONVINCINGLY ENOUGH FOR ME TO FOOL MYSELF INTO FITTING INTO CLOTHES I AM TOO FAT TO GET INTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gawd and the men on pof who are into fitness and keep running marathons and say good diet and exercise never had stomach surgery and have zero stomach muscles that collapsed in pregnancy. If I lost weight id have a saggy skin envelope hanging over my bits. Cant tone it cant do anything about it im still not sitting here sobbing about it. Its just life and at 44 I reckon my supermodel days are over lol
Least my trolls are honest.
After trying to fit my fat body into a size 14 swimming costume ive never felt so Jabba the hut in my life.
BUT, if you men are so bloody wonderful and so attractive over the age of 44 why don’t you put up your pic and show yourself?
LIKEWISE for all you bitchy women out there who call me fat and ugly
WHERE IS YOUR PIC?
Oh yeah sorry you ladies posted up your eye chin and a portion of your face.
Hows that for ‘keeping it real’
Fake insulting people who judge me lol
And you all wonder why the trolling doesn’t get to me?
Youre not credible or real youre just words on a screen.
Ive a lovely blue size 14 swimming costume up for grabs, you may fit into it unlike me but how moody is your face? Yeah I know that was bitchy but come on. How many women who come in here are slim and good looking? You cannot possibly have everything.
Own yourselves own what you are and who you are and just be you.
I don’t care about my haters, at least I am real.
And I am fat fat fat fat
But I am still me
Oh is it about me yet again? Well post stuff about yourselves and have yourself a personality instead of critisising me about having one.
J
And whats more if my plane crashes or has terrorist attack and I die I will be coming back to haunt you all.
Til you love me pml
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20 February, 2018 at 3:13 pm #1088232thanks for the offer of a swimming cossie.. no use to me though, as it would be like a cheese wire round a space-hopper.
/fellow chunky busty punky. Dundee.
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20 February, 2018 at 6:31 pm #1088243tbh it depends, as i know some super sensitive people who will seriously be effected if i said all what i thought about them, but at times i say the wrong thing to super sensitive people, anyone heard of a (yes – man)? they are people who just say yes but actually think no in there head, with certain topics, it depends who it is, yes all people need to be totally honest, but it is difficult with super sensitive people, i mean i know someone who is sensitive, and she shown a photo of me to someone she knows, and she said “god he is ugly” i lol at that as i dont blv i am attractive, i use to be botherd when people called me fat or and ugly, in terms of how i look, but the thing is who is calling who ugly or fat or skinny? have they looked in the mirror them self? i mean MIZZ knows i am not attracted to her as we talked about this, she is fine with that as she likes how she looks, and says many people think she is attractive, some other person shown me a photo of how they look, they also think they are attractive, tbh i did not think they where, but tbh it was a guy thou, and i am not gay, so i am not sure, but he did not have the type of David Beckham look so i guess he is not attractive, anyway attractiveness is in the eye of the beholder, we dont all like Anglia Jolie, or nigella Lawson.
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21 February, 2018 at 11:42 am #108828521 February, 2018 at 11:47 am #1088286I think the main thing..in my years of experience is to shed weight before showing off the body. Spring and Summer are nearly here and every one seems under pressure to look 20 years younger and 2 or 3 stone lighter. No quick fixes here i’m afraid.
23 February, 2018 at 9:48 am #1088388I’ve not come away to show me bits off its just an inconvenient side affect. It was 17 degrees here in Vilamoura on wednesday, I’d have looked daft sitting round the pool with me puffy coat on.
23 February, 2018 at 1:38 pm #1088392i hate holidays, something always goes wrong like “mum with my eye lids and feet burn if i dont put sun cream on them?” “no jn they wont” “ok” then they bloody burn one other time i got lost there, and another time i got food poison and one time my bro fired a bb bullet at me back, other than that my fam just got tans so it was boring, i mean yes i went to a water park and theme park, and other places, but most the holiday is boring.
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