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When I was a lad I used to have a pet bee called Gordon that I kept on a little piece of cotton. He was a lovely little creature, wouldn’t hurt a fly. He would fly about three feet in front of me and keep midgies and things away of an evening. I was never bothered by midgies at all when I was a lad but now they seem to be in my underpants and everywhere. I get these terrible itches in my underpants. One night, a bluddy great bat swooped down and goggled Gordon up. If I had had him micro-chipped, I might have been able to follow him into the woods and save him :( So if you ever see a bat flying about with a piece of cotton hanging out of its mouth, that’ll probably be the one who ate Gordon…
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you writing in that invisible ink again Dawny?
:twisted: who? moi? :lol:
Damn found out again
@james Belfast wrote:
I was never bothered by midgies at all when I was a lad but now they seem to be in my underpants and everywhere. I get these terrible itches in my underpants.
hmmmm midgies you say :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
@james Belfast wrote:
When I was a lad I used to have a pet bee called Gordon that I kept on a little piece of cotton. He was a lovely little creature, wouldn’t hurt a fly. He would fly about three feet in front of me and keep midgies and things away of an evening. I was never bothered by midgies at all when I was a lad but now they seem to be in my underpants and everywhere. I get these terrible itches in my underpants. One night, a bluddy great bat swooped down and goggled Gordon up. If I had had him micro-chipped, I might have been able to follow him into the woods and save him :( So if you ever see a bat flying about with a piece of cotton hanging out of its mouth, that’ll probably be the one who ate Gordon…
You found Marys stash James? :lol:
High on life Owen me old mucker, don’t need any of that marrythejanitor stuff or wotever it’s called : :D
@james Belfast wrote:
Has anyone ever had any problems with having their bees kidnapped? I’d be well gutted if it ever happened to me. I love my bees, even though their legs stink of pollen and I suffer from hay-fever, I would be gutted if anything ever happened to my bees. Anyway, I’ve never had my bees kidnapped but i know someone who has. Woke up in the morning and there they were…gone! He was absolutely gutted. A mate of mine used to own a banjo and ride on the trams.
This stuff is Heart – Breaking! (Where’s Tommy and his views when you need him?)
I remember when we had a break – In, and someone stole my jar of Toe – Nail clippings! Insurance company wouldn’t pay up either! I also had a mate who played a banjo, and like your mate, he had nothing whatsoever to do with my sad, sad news!
My advice would be to get photographs of your BEES, and paste them to walls etc, you never know see, as someone may know something! Big crime these days isn’t it? Bee Knapping! Ronnie Biggs, eat your heart out!
I also had a dog called Ruff, and he went missing two years ago! Police said that there were no leads lol. :lol:
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