Bedtime Rituals

@sunny wrote:

@anita Gofradump wrote:

You full of p!ss by sounds of it sunny lol.

It no laughing matter [-( Dumpy wait till you get old and ya bladder packs up

lmao@that. :lol:

@sunny wrote:

Turn the telly off check all the doors check them again turn all me plugs off at the wall check the doors again

Turn lights off go back and check the doors once more ……….. Go for a pi ss brush me teef take me slap off clean tone moisterise have nother pi sss

Put me alarm on get clothes out for work in the morning tell my eldest to turn her f00king music down :roll:

Kick the cat out the way go for nother pi ss get into bed elbow the wa n ker next to me
he moves over snoring so i elbow him again toss and turn a bit get up for nother pi ss

Check i turned the alarm on opens window because flush starts c00nt starts moaning its cold so elbows him again belts f00k out the pillow thinking its c00nty toss and turn a bit more come then sleep

pml just read that out to Mr Blokey – sounds about right suns lol

@*Dawny* wrote:

Locks front door and back door, turn off the lights downstairs, have a bath, brush me teef, moisterise, go back down for water. Look in on kids, tuck the ikkle un up cos she kicked her duvet off :roll: opens my bedroom window cos its like a furnace in our room, take my tablets, have nookie, then listen to Pluty and the TV competing on the noise front :roll: goes back downstairs and read for a while, then manage to go to sleep around 4 ish :roll:

same as Dawny except for the doors, bath, teeth, moisturise, water, kids, tablets, nookie, and TV

oops :?

@pete wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

Locks front door and back door, turn off the lights downstairs, have a bath, brush me teef, moisterise, go back down for water. Look in on kids, tuck the ikkle un up cos she kicked her duvet off :roll: opens my bedroom window cos its like a furnace in our room, take my tablets, have nookie, then listen to Pluty and the TV competing on the noise front :roll: goes back downstairs and read for a while, then manage to go to sleep around 4 ish :roll:

same as Dawny except for the doors, bath, teeth, moisturise, water, kids, tablets, nookie, and TV

total opposite of Dawny.. apart from whinging about furnace ..as there IS a furnace in my room,,MY mystical Elf puts it on !

kunt !