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Check the children are asleep and safe and kiss their little foreheads and wish them sweet dreams. Make sure they are safe and nicey tucked up. Gaze at them lovingly for a minute or two, sigh and creep out into my bedroom…..
where I get my work clothes on and go stand on a street corner.
@cath 55 wrote:
no bedtime rituals sexy sgt lol , but looked up what your avator meant!!!
‘Ath Cliath’ When the men of Erin broke the limbs of the Matae, the monster that was slain on the Liacc Benn 8) :wink:
I’m well impressed Cath 8)
The gathering / town at the Ford of the Hurdles.. Baile Atha Cliath.. Dublin.
And the crest itself is also representative of the Dublin GAA with Gaelic Footballers that always flatter to deceive and Hurlers that.. well.. the less said about them the better :?
@bon bon wrote:
Check the children are asleep and safe and kiss their little foreheads and wish them sweet dreams. Make sure they are safe and nicey tucked up. Gaze at them lovingly for a minute or two, sigh and creep out into my bedroom…..
where I get my work clothes on and go stand on a street corner.
:lol: :lol: @ that.
i check littleun hasnt turned his telly bk on. empty the ashtrays check doors put dog to bed..switch telly off……prise mr pats eyelids open an tell him i’m goin to bed..unless hes snoring in which case i leave him on couch :D bounce around till i’m comfy then go to sleep. 8)@rubyred wrote:
I get my jammies on as soon as i come in the house. comfy on me sore leggies. so come bedtime,and no matter WHAT night,,i go for a pee,go into room,, fall over piles of clothes,swear i will put them away tomorrow. get into bed,,get all annoyed at hot flushing,.take off jammies,fight with pillows,fart, scratch my lady parts. assume i shall NEVER sleep,, stare into the gloom of a lighty night as it never truly gets dark in Scotland. worry. then snooze.,wake up.pee strip naked as im flushing like a darkie.. scratch lady parts. sigh then sleep..
lol! I missed this..very funny (Had tears in me eyes Laughing) x
@pats wrote:
@bon bon wrote:
Check the children are asleep and safe and kiss their little foreheads and wish them sweet dreams. Make sure they are safe and nicey tucked up. Gaze at them lovingly for a minute or two, sigh and creep out into my bedroom…..
where I get my work clothes on and go stand on a street corner.
:lol: :lol: @ that.
i check littleun hasnt turned his telly bk on. empty the ashtrays check doors put dog to bed..switch telly off……prise mr pats eyelids open an tell him i’m goin to bed..unless hes snoring in which case i leave him on couch :D bounce around till i’m comfy then go to sleep. 8)Don’t laugh Pats.
Sometimes I don’t have enough money to pay the punters@prettypink wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
I get my jammies on as soon as i come in the house. comfy on me sore leggies. so come bedtime,and no matter WHAT night,,i go for a pee,go into room,, fall over piles of clothes,swear i will put them away tomorrow. get into bed,,get all annoyed at hot flushing,.take off jammies,fight with pillows,fart, scratch my lady parts. assume i shall NEVER sleep,, stare into the gloom of a lighty night as it never truly gets dark in Scotland. worry. then snooze.,wake up.pee strip naked as im flushing like a darkie.. scratch lady parts. sigh then sleep..
lol! I missed this..very funny (Had tears in me eyes Laughing) x
that should have been my cue to actually pick up the piles of clothes :) but i wont. and ironically the things lying around are the clothes i wear. the ones pride of place with hangers etc are size 10 1940’s /50’s dresses i will NEVER wear, Retro seditionaries tee shirts.vivienne westwood garb.. I cant bear to chuck them oot :) i look after more expensive threads but lets face it we live in a disposable society ! im organised in my personal chaos..! honest :)
/slob.dundee.
Turn the telly off check all the doors check them again turn all me plugs off at the wall check the doors again
Turn lights off go back and check the doors once more ……….. Go for a pi ss brush me teef take me slap off clean tone moisterise have nother pi sss
Put me alarm on get clothes out for work in the morning tell my eldest to turn her f00king music down :roll:
Kick the cat out the way go for nother pi ss get into bed elbow the wa n ker next to me
he moves over snoring so i elbow him again toss and turn a bit get up for nother pi ssCheck i turned the alarm on opens window because flush starts c00nt starts moaning its cold so elbows him again belts f00k out the pillow thinking its c00nty toss and turn a bit more come then sleep
@sunny wrote:
Turn the telly off check all the doors check them again turn all me plugs off at the wall check the doors again
Turn lights off go back and check the doors once more ……….. Go for a pi ss brush me teef take me slap off clean tone moisterise have nother pi sss
Put me alarm on get clothes out for work in the morning tell my eldest to turn her f00king music down :roll:
Kick the cat out the way go for nother pi ss get into bed elbow the wa n ker next to me
he moves over snoring so i elbow him again toss and turn a bit get up for nother pi ssCheck i turned the alarm on opens window because flush starts c00nt starts moaning its cold so elbows him again belts f00k out the pillow thinking its c00nty toss and turn a bit more come then sleep
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@anita Gofradump wrote:
You full of p!ss by sounds of it sunny lol.
It no laughing matter [-( Dumpy wait till you get old and ya bladder packs up
Very Funny! Thats twice iv cried with laughter today…*Awaits the next*
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