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  • 2 July, 2008 at 12:21 am #351544

    Sian

    Well tonight I have been sat here with my home bleaching kit stuck in my gob! It’s not a nightly ritual, more a monthly.

    I usually have a bath or shower but when it’s time for bed it’s

    Brush teeth
    Let the cats in or out depending on the time.
    Make sure all switches and lights are off
    Check the front door is locked
    Moisturise
    Brush hair
    Then it gets weird..
    Off into the passion poof!

    2 July, 2008 at 12:22 am #351545

    Pete

    i dont even check door fuck it

    2 July, 2008 at 12:22 am #351546

    Sgt Pepper

    @sharongooner wrote:

    Cant share weekend ones. :wink:

    I’ll nudge ya friday night :lol:

    2 July, 2008 at 12:24 am #351547

    sharongooner

    @Sgt Pepper wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    Cant share weekend ones. :wink:

    I’ll nudge ya friday night :lol:

    ya never know yer luck!

    2 July, 2008 at 12:24 am #351548

    rubyred

    I get my jammies on as soon as i come in the house. comfy on me sore leggies. so come bedtime,and no matter WHAT night,,i go for a pee,go into room,, fall over piles of clothes,swear i will put them away tomorrow. get into bed,,get all annoyed at hot flushing,.take off jammies,fight with pillows,fart, scratch my lady parts. assume i shall NEVER sleep,, stare into the gloom of a lighty night as it never truly gets dark in Scotland. worry. then snooze.,wake up.pee strip naked as im flushing like a darkie.. scratch lady parts. sigh then sleep..

    2 July, 2008 at 12:25 am #351549

    Sgt Pepper

    @sharongooner wrote:

    @Sgt Pepper wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    Cant share weekend ones. :wink:

    I’ll nudge ya friday night :lol:

    ya never know yer luck!

    :oops:

    OMG i feel all warm and fluffy now :oops: :oops: 8-[

    2 July, 2008 at 12:26 am #351550

    Sgt Pepper

    @rubyred wrote:

    I get my jammies on as soon as i come in the house. comfy on me sore leggies. so come bedtime,and no matter WHAT night,,i go for a pee,go into room,, fall over piles of clothes,swear i will put them away tomorrow. get into bed,,get all annoyed at hot flushing,.take off jammies,fight with pillows,fart, scratch my lady parts. assume i shall NEVER sleep,, stare into the gloom of a lighty night as it never truly gets dark in Scotland. worry. then snooze.,wake up.pee strip naked as im flushing like a darkie.. scratch lady parts. sigh then sleep..

    :lol: :lol: Admirable candour Rubes 8)

    2 July, 2008 at 12:30 am #351551

    rubyred

    and not even a female masturbation in sight sarge !!

    2 July, 2008 at 12:32 am #351552

    Sgt Pepper

    :lol: :lol:

    Well.. There’s always satellite TV Rubes

    :lol:

    2 July, 2008 at 12:33 am #351553

    Pete

    I’d stick with rampant rabbit a satellite TV is a little odd as a vibrator aint it ?

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