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26 January, 2006 at 3:18 pm #184696
Not that I mean to keep everyone thinking sad thoughts or anything, but when a boyfriend of mine passed away years ago I listened to this song A LOT.
Artist: McEntire, Reba Lyrics
Song: If I Had Only Known LyricsIf I had only known
It was the last walk in the rain
I’d keep you out for hours in the storm
I would hold your hand
Like a life line to my heart
Underneath the thunder we’d be warm
If I had only known
It was our last walk in the rainIf I had only known
I’d never hear your voice again
I’d memorize each thing you ever said
And on those lonely nights
I could think of them once more
Keep your words alive inside my head
If I had only known
I’d never hear your voice againYou were the treasure in my hand
You were the one who always stood beside me
So unaware I foolishly believed
That you would always be there
But then there came a day
And I turned my head and you slipped awayIf I had only known
It was my last night by your side
I’d pray a miracle would stop the dawn
And when you’d smile at me
I would look into your eyes
And make sure you know my love
For you goes on and on
If I had only known
If I had only known
The love I would’ve shown
If I had only knownAnd for my Grandpa
Artist: Dean, Billy Lyrics
Song: Once in a While LyricsOnce in a while, someone comes along.
That one in a million heart,
So pure and so strong.
They can face up to the tears.
And somehow still find a smile,
That we only get ev’ry once in a while.Once in a while, someone has the eyes,
That one in a million look,
That never tells lies.
They can get you on your feet,
To walk that extra mile.
We only see ev’ry once in a while.That’s why we call them heroes.
That’s why we know their names,
And once you’ve heard their stories,
You’re never quite the same.That’s why we call them heroes.
The best thing they ever do,
Is to point to the best in us all,
And say: “If I can, you can too.”Once in a while, I still hear his voice.
That one in a million sound,
Like two laughin’ boys.
He would hate it if we cried,
That never was his style.
Oh, we still miss him ev’ry once in a while.Instrumental break.
Ohh.
They can face up to the tears.
And somehow still find a smile,
That we only get ev’ry once in a while.Oh, how I him ev’ry once in a while.
26 January, 2006 at 3:55 pm #184697Ok I’m not one to leave off on a depressing note. So, if we’re doing this Kareoke thing right, let’s sing it all together :wink:
Artist: Bee Gees Lyrics
Song: Stayin’ Alive LyricsWell, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I’m a woman’s man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm.
I’ve been kicked around since I was born.
And now it’s all right – it’s O.K. –
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand the New York Times’ effect on man.
Whether you’re a brother or whether you’re a mother,
You’re stayin alive, stayin’ alive.
Feel the city breakin’ and ev’rybody shakin’
and we’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin’ Alive.
Well now, I get low and I get high
And if I can’t get either I really try.
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes
I’m a dancin’ man and I just can’t lose.
You know it’s all right, it’s O.K.
I’ll live to see another day.
We can try to understand the New York Times’ effect on man.
Whether you’re a brother or whether you’re a mother,
You’re stayin alive, stayin’ alive.
Feel the city breakin’ and ev’rybody shakin’
and we’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin’ Alive.
Life goin’ nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help, me, yeah.
Life goin’ nowhere. Somebody help, me, yeah.
Stayin’ Alive — (to beginning and fade… Well, you can tell…. )
Ok – I hope I made some people smile with this :roll:26 January, 2006 at 4:14 pm #184698AbitofMary_J… <
karaoke presenter available to hire..!!oi oi oi …. anything fo okin karaokes should be done by el me o.. lol who’s the mama..!!! its my living.. i do love to murder a good tune or two… hense my karaoke busy with singers so i don’t go a murderin lol..
my tune im actually good at…. my intro….
Look at me, I’m Mary_J
Lousy with virginity
Won’t go to bed ’til legally wed
I can’t; I’m Mary_JWatch it! Hey I’m Doris Day
I was not brought up that way
Won’t come across,
Even Rock Hudson lost
His heart to Doris DayI don’t drink (no)
Or swear (no)
I don’t rat my hair (eew)
I get ill from one cigarette
(cough, cough, cough)
Keep your filthy paws
Off my silky draws
Would you pull that crap with Annette?As for you Troy Donahue,
I know what you wanna do
You got your crust
I’m no object of lust
I’m just plain Maryyy_JElvis, Elvis, let me be!
Keep that pelvis far from me!
Just keep your cool
Now your starting to droolllll
Hey Fungoo, Im Mary_J!26 January, 2006 at 6:04 pm #184699:D
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D>26 January, 2006 at 7:00 pm #184700Awwwwww Mary J – I really hate to out do you here – But it has to be done.
On the day I was born, the nurses all gathered ’round
And they gazed in wide wonder, at the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up, and she said leave this one alone
She could tell right away, that I was bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the boneI broke a thousand hearts, before I met you
I’ll break a thousand more baby, before I am through
I wanna be yours pretty baby, yours and yours alone
I’m here to tell ya honey, that I’m bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the boneI make a rich woman (MAN) beg, I’ll make a good woman (MAN) steal
I’ll make an old woman (MAN) blush, and make a young woman (MAN) squeal
I wanna be yours pretty baby, yours and yours alone
I’m here to tell ya honey, that I’m bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
8) 8) 8) 8) 8) :twisted:26 January, 2006 at 7:29 pm #184701AbitofMary_J :( AKA MJ)
Anything you can do, I can do better.
I can do anything better than you.American Woman (AKA AW): No you can’t.
MJ: Yes, I can.
AW: No, you can’t.
MJ: Yes, I can
AW: No, you can’t.
MJ: Yes, I can, Yes, I can!AW:
Anything you can be, I can be greater.
Sooner or later I’m greater than you.MJ: No, you’re not.
AW: Yes, I am.
MJ: No, you’re not.
AW: Yes, I am.
MJ: No, you’re not!.
AW: Yes, I am, Yes, I am!AW: I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge.
MJ: I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow.
AW: I can live on bread and cheese.
MJ: And only on that?
AW: Yes.
MJ: So can a rat!AW: Any note you can reach, I can go higher.
MJ: I can sing anything higher than you.
AW: No, you can’t. (High)
MJ: Yes, I can. (Higher)
AW: No, you can’t. (Higher)
MJ: Yes, I can. (Higher)
AW: No, you can’t. (Higher)
MJ: Yes, I can. (Higher)
AW: No, you can’t. (Higher)
MJ: Yes, I can. (Higher)
AW: No, you can’t. (Higher)
MJ: Yes, I CAN! (Highest)MJ:
Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper.
I can buy anything cheaper than you.AW: Fifty cents?
MJ: Forty cents!
AW: Thirty cents?
MJ: Twenty cents!
AW: No, you can’t!
MJ: Yes, I can,
AW: Yes, I can!AW: Anything you can say, I can say softer.
MJ: I can say anything softer than you.
AW: No, you can’t. (Softly)
MJ: Yes, I can. (Softer)
AW: No, you can’t. (Softer)
MJ: Yes, I can. (Softer)
AW: No, you can’t. (Softer)
MJ: Yes, I can. (Softer)
AW: YES, I CAN! (Full volume)AW: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker.
MJ: I can drink it quicker and get even sicker!
AW: I can open any safe.
MJ: Without bein’ caught?
AW: Yes.
MJ: That’s what I thought…..you crook!AW: Any note you can hold, I can hold longer.
MJ: I can hold any note longer than you.
AW: No, you can’t.
MJ: Yes, I can
AW: No, you can’t.
MJ: Yes, I can
AW: No, you can’t.
MJ: Yes, I can….Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I CA-A-A-A-N!
AW: Yes, you ca-a-a-an!MJ:
Anything you can wear, I can wear better.
In what you wear I’d look better than you.AW: In my coat?
MJ: In your vest!
AW: In my shoes?
MJ: In your hat!
AW: No, you can’t!
MJ: Yes, I can….Yes, I CAN!AW: Anything you can say, I can say faster.
MJ: I can say anything faster than you.
AW: No, you can’t. (Fast)
MJ: Yes, I can. (Faster)
AW: No, you can’t. (Faster)
MJ: Yes, I can. (Faster)
AW: No,you can’t. (Faster)
MJ: YesIcan! (Fastest)AW: I can jump a hurdle.
MJ: I can wear a girdle.
AW: I can knit a sweater.
MJ: I can fill it better!
AW: I can do most anything!
MJ: Can you bake a pie?
AW: No.
MJ: Neither can I.AW: Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter.
MJ: I can sing anything sweeter than you.
AW: No, you can’t. (Sweetly)
MJ: Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
AW: No, you can’t. (Sweeter)
MJ: Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
AW: No, you can’t. (Sweeter)
MJ: Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
AW: No, you can’t, can’t, can’t (sweeter)
MJ: Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary)AW: Yes, I can!
MJ: No, you can’t!*****
26 January, 2006 at 8:39 pm #184702OMG – MJ – I bow down, you are the Queen Darlin – lol
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The Old Rugged Cross
On a hill far away stood an Old Rugged Cross,
The emblem of suffering and shame;
And I love that old cross where the dearest and best
For a world of lost sinners was slain.So I’ll cherish the Old Rugged Cross,
Till my trophies at last I lay down;
I will cling to the Old Rugged Cross,
And exchange it some day for a crown.Oh that Old Rugged Cross, so despised by the world,
Has a wondrous attraction for me;
For the dear Lamb of God left His glory above
To bear it to dark Calvary.So I’ll cherish the Old Rugged Cross,
Till my trophies at last I lay down;
I will cling to the Old Rugged Cross,
And exchange it some day for a crown.In that Old Rugged Cross, stained with blood so divine,
A wondrous beauty I see,
For ’twas on that old cross Jesus suffered and died,
To pardon and sanctify me.So I’ll cherish the Old Rugged Cross,
Till my trophies at last I lay down;
I will cling to the Old Rugged Cross,
And exchange it some day for a crown.To the Old Rugged Cross I will ever be true;
Its shame and reproach gladly bear;
Then He’ll call me some day to my home far away,
Where His glory forever I’ll share.So I’ll cherish the Old Rugged Cross,
Till my trophies at last I lay down;
I will cling to the Old Rugged Cross,
And exchange it some day for a crown.26 January, 2006 at 9:50 pm #184704@paddypower69 wrote:
another one for my beloved mum!!!
The Old Rugged Cross
On a hill far away stood an Old Rugged Cross,
The emblem of suffering and shame;
And I love that old cross where the dearest and best
For a world of lost sinners was slain.So I’ll cherish the Old Rugged Cross,
Till my trophies at last I lay down;
I will cling to the Old Rugged Cross,
And exchange it some day for a crown.Oh that Old Rugged Cross, so despised by the world,
Has a wondrous attraction for me;
For the dear Lamb of God left His glory above
To bear it to dark Calvary.So I’ll cherish the Old Rugged Cross,
Till my trophies at last I lay down;
I will cling to the Old Rugged Cross,
And exchange it some day for a crown.In that Old Rugged Cross, stained with blood so divine,
A wondrous beauty I see,
For ’twas on that old cross Jesus suffered and died,
To pardon and sanctify me.So I’ll cherish the Old Rugged Cross,
Till my trophies at last I lay down;
I will cling to the Old Rugged Cross,
And exchange it some day for a crown.To the Old Rugged Cross I will ever be true;
Its shame and reproach gladly bear;
Then He’ll call me some day to my home far away,
Where His glory forever I’ll share.So I’ll cherish the Old Rugged Cross,
Till my trophies at last I lay down;
I will cling to the Old Rugged Cross,
And exchange it some day for a crown.bloody hell paddy me mom used to sing that loads while she did the irioning lost her 9 months now and miss her like f00k
26 January, 2006 at 9:54 pm #184705:shock: That is a hymn we sang when I was young in church..where did it originate from?
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