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  • #184696

    Not that I mean to keep everyone thinking sad thoughts or anything, but when a boyfriend of mine passed away years ago I listened to this song A LOT.

    Artist: McEntire, Reba Lyrics
    Song: If I Had Only Known Lyrics

    If I had only known
    It was the last walk in the rain
    I’d keep you out for hours in the storm
    I would hold your hand
    Like a life line to my heart
    Underneath the thunder we’d be warm
    If I had only known
    It was our last walk in the rain

    If I had only known
    I’d never hear your voice again
    I’d memorize each thing you ever said
    And on those lonely nights
    I could think of them once more
    Keep your words alive inside my head
    If I had only known
    I’d never hear your voice again

    You were the treasure in my hand
    You were the one who always stood beside me
    So unaware I foolishly believed
    That you would always be there
    But then there came a day
    And I turned my head and you slipped away

    If I had only known
    It was my last night by your side
    I’d pray a miracle would stop the dawn
    And when you’d smile at me
    I would look into your eyes
    And make sure you know my love
    For you goes on and on
    If I had only known
    If I had only known
    The love I would’ve shown
    If I had only known

    And for my Grandpa

    Artist: Dean, Billy Lyrics
    Song: Once in a While Lyrics

    Once in a while, someone comes along.
    That one in a million heart,
    So pure and so strong.
    They can face up to the tears.
    And somehow still find a smile,
    That we only get ev’ry once in a while.

    Once in a while, someone has the eyes,
    That one in a million look,
    That never tells lies.
    They can get you on your feet,
    To walk that extra mile.
    We only see ev’ry once in a while.

    That’s why we call them heroes.
    That’s why we know their names,
    And once you’ve heard their stories,
    You’re never quite the same.

    That’s why we call them heroes.
    The best thing they ever do,
    Is to point to the best in us all,
    And say: “If I can, you can too.”

    Once in a while, I still hear his voice.
    That one in a million sound,
    Like two laughin’ boys.
    He would hate it if we cried,
    That never was his style.
    Oh, we still miss him ev’ry once in a while.

    Instrumental break.

    Ohh.
    They can face up to the tears.
    And somehow still find a smile,
    That we only get ev’ry once in a while.

    Oh, how I him ev’ry once in a while.

    #184697

    Ok I’m not one to leave off on a depressing note. So, if we’re doing this Kareoke thing right, let’s sing it all together :wink:

    Artist: Bee Gees Lyrics
    Song: Stayin’ Alive Lyrics

    Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
    I’m a woman’s man: no time to talk.
    Music loud and women warm.
    I’ve been kicked around since I was born.
    And now it’s all right – it’s O.K. –
    And you may look the other way.
    We can try to understand the New York Times’ effect on man.
    Whether you’re a brother or whether you’re a mother,
    You’re stayin alive, stayin’ alive.
    Feel the city breakin’ and ev’rybody shakin’
    and we’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
    Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin’ Alive.
    Well now, I get low and I get high
    And if I can’t get either I really try.
    Got the wings of heaven on my shoes
    I’m a dancin’ man and I just can’t lose.
    You know it’s all right, it’s O.K.
    I’ll live to see another day.
    We can try to understand the New York Times’ effect on man.
    Whether you’re a brother or whether you’re a mother,
    You’re stayin alive, stayin’ alive.
    Feel the city breakin’ and ev’rybody shakin’
    and we’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
    Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin’ Alive.
    Life goin’ nowhere. Somebody help me.
    Somebody help, me, yeah.
    Life goin’ nowhere. Somebody help, me, yeah.
    Stayin’ Alive — (to beginning and fade… Well, you can tell…. )



    Ok – I hope I made some people smile with this
    :roll:

    #184698

    AbitofMary_J… <


    karaoke presenter available to hire..!!

    oi oi oi …. anything fo okin karaokes should be done by el me o.. lol who’s the mama..!!! its my living.. i do love to murder a good tune or two… hense my karaoke busy with singers so i don’t go a murderin lol..

    my tune im actually good at…. my intro….

    Look at me, I’m Mary_J
    Lousy with virginity
    Won’t go to bed ’til legally wed
    I can’t; I’m Mary_J

    Watch it! Hey I’m Doris Day
    I was not brought up that way
    Won’t come across,
    Even Rock Hudson lost
    His heart to Doris Day

    I don’t drink (no)
    Or swear (no)
    I don’t rat my hair (eew)
    I get ill from one cigarette
    (cough, cough, cough)
    Keep your filthy paws
    Off my silky draws
    Would you pull that crap with Annette?

    As for you Troy Donahue,
    I know what you wanna do
    You got your crust
    I’m no object of lust
    I’m just plain Maryyy_J

    Elvis, Elvis, let me be!
    Keep that pelvis far from me!
    Just keep your cool
    Now your starting to droolllll
    Hey Fungoo, Im Mary_J!

    #184699

    :D
    =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

    #184700

    Awwwwww Mary J – I really hate to out do you here – But it has to be done.

    On the day I was born, the nurses all gathered ’round
    And they gazed in wide wonder, at the joy they had found
    The head nurse spoke up, and she said leave this one alone
    She could tell right away, that I was bad to the bone
    Bad to the bone
    Bad to the bone
    B-B-B-B-Bad to the bone
    B-B-B-B-Bad
    B-B-B-B-Bad
    Bad to the bone

    I broke a thousand hearts, before I met you
    I’ll break a thousand more baby, before I am through
    I wanna be yours pretty baby, yours and yours alone
    I’m here to tell ya honey, that I’m bad to the bone
    Bad to the bone
    B-B-B-Bad
    B-B-B-Bad
    B-B-B-Bad
    Bad to the bone

    I make a rich woman (MAN) beg, I’ll make a good woman (MAN) steal
    I’ll make an old woman (MAN) blush, and make a young woman (MAN) squeal
    I wanna be yours pretty baby, yours and yours alone
    I’m here to tell ya honey, that I’m bad to the bone
    B-B-B-B-Bad
    B-B-B-B-Bad
    B-B-B-B-Bad
    Bad to the bone

    8) 8) 8) 8) 8) :twisted:

    #184701

    AbitofMary_J :( AKA MJ)
    Anything you can do, I can do better.
    I can do anything better than you.

    American Woman (AKA AW): No you can’t.
    MJ: Yes, I can.
    AW: No, you can’t.
    MJ: Yes, I can
    AW: No, you can’t.
    MJ: Yes, I can, Yes, I can!

    AW:
    Anything you can be, I can be greater.
    Sooner or later I’m greater than you.

    MJ: No, you’re not.
    AW: Yes, I am.
    MJ: No, you’re not.
    AW: Yes, I am.
    MJ: No, you’re not!.
    AW: Yes, I am, Yes, I am!

    AW: I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge.
    MJ: I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow.
    AW: I can live on bread and cheese.
    MJ: And only on that?
    AW: Yes.
    MJ: So can a rat!

    AW: Any note you can reach, I can go higher.
    MJ: I can sing anything higher than you.
    AW: No, you can’t. (High)
    MJ: Yes, I can. (Higher)
    AW: No, you can’t. (Higher)
    MJ: Yes, I can. (Higher)
    AW: No, you can’t. (Higher)
    MJ: Yes, I can. (Higher)
    AW: No, you can’t. (Higher)
    MJ: Yes, I can. (Higher)
    AW: No, you can’t. (Higher)
    MJ: Yes, I CAN! (Highest)

    MJ:
    Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper.
    I can buy anything cheaper than you.

    AW: Fifty cents?
    MJ: Forty cents!
    AW: Thirty cents?
    MJ: Twenty cents!
    AW: No, you can’t!
    MJ: Yes, I can,
    AW: Yes, I can!

    AW: Anything you can say, I can say softer.
    MJ: I can say anything softer than you.
    AW: No, you can’t. (Softly)
    MJ: Yes, I can. (Softer)
    AW: No, you can’t. (Softer)
    MJ: Yes, I can. (Softer)
    AW: No, you can’t. (Softer)
    MJ: Yes, I can. (Softer)
    AW: YES, I CAN! (Full volume)

    AW: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker.
    MJ: I can drink it quicker and get even sicker!
    AW: I can open any safe.
    MJ: Without bein’ caught?
    AW: Yes.
    MJ: That’s what I thought…..you crook!

    AW: Any note you can hold, I can hold longer.
    MJ: I can hold any note longer than you.
    AW: No, you can’t.
    MJ: Yes, I can
    AW: No, you can’t.
    MJ: Yes, I can
    AW: No, you can’t.
    MJ: Yes, I can….Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I CA-A-A-A-N!
    AW: Yes, you ca-a-a-an!

    MJ:
    Anything you can wear, I can wear better.
    In what you wear I’d look better than you.

    AW: In my coat?
    MJ: In your vest!
    AW: In my shoes?
    MJ: In your hat!
    AW: No, you can’t!
    MJ: Yes, I can….Yes, I CAN!

    AW: Anything you can say, I can say faster.
    MJ: I can say anything faster than you.
    AW: No, you can’t. (Fast)
    MJ: Yes, I can. (Faster)
    AW: No, you can’t. (Faster)
    MJ: Yes, I can. (Faster)
    AW: No,you can’t. (Faster)
    MJ: YesIcan! (Fastest)

    AW: I can jump a hurdle.
    MJ: I can wear a girdle.
    AW: I can knit a sweater.
    MJ: I can fill it better!
    AW: I can do most anything!
    MJ: Can you bake a pie?
    AW: No.
    MJ: Neither can I.

    AW: Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter.
    MJ: I can sing anything sweeter than you.
    AW: No, you can’t. (Sweetly)
    MJ: Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
    AW: No, you can’t. (Sweeter)
    MJ: Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
    AW: No, you can’t. (Sweeter)
    MJ: Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
    AW: No, you can’t, can’t, can’t (sweeter)
    MJ: Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary)

    AW: Yes, I can!
    MJ: No, you can’t!

    *****

    #184702

    OMG – MJ – I bow down, you are the Queen Darlin – lol
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    #184703

    another one for my beloved mum!!!

    The Old Rugged Cross

    On a hill far away stood an Old Rugged Cross,
    The emblem of suffering and shame;
    And I love that old cross where the dearest and best
    For a world of lost sinners was slain.

    So I’ll cherish the Old Rugged Cross,
    Till my trophies at last I lay down;
    I will cling to the Old Rugged Cross,
    And exchange it some day for a crown.

    Oh that Old Rugged Cross, so despised by the world,
    Has a wondrous attraction for me;
    For the dear Lamb of God left His glory above
    To bear it to dark Calvary.

    So I’ll cherish the Old Rugged Cross,
    Till my trophies at last I lay down;
    I will cling to the Old Rugged Cross,
    And exchange it some day for a crown.

    In that Old Rugged Cross, stained with blood so divine,
    A wondrous beauty I see,
    For ’twas on that old cross Jesus suffered and died,
    To pardon and sanctify me.

    So I’ll cherish the Old Rugged Cross,
    Till my trophies at last I lay down;
    I will cling to the Old Rugged Cross,
    And exchange it some day for a crown.

    To the Old Rugged Cross I will ever be true;
    Its shame and reproach gladly bear;
    Then He’ll call me some day to my home far away,
    Where His glory forever I’ll share.

    So I’ll cherish the Old Rugged Cross,
    Till my trophies at last I lay down;
    I will cling to the Old Rugged Cross,
    And exchange it some day for a crown.

    #184704

    @paddypower69 wrote:

    another one for my beloved mum!!!

    The Old Rugged Cross

    On a hill far away stood an Old Rugged Cross,
    The emblem of suffering and shame;
    And I love that old cross where the dearest and best
    For a world of lost sinners was slain.

    So I’ll cherish the Old Rugged Cross,
    Till my trophies at last I lay down;
    I will cling to the Old Rugged Cross,
    And exchange it some day for a crown.

    Oh that Old Rugged Cross, so despised by the world,
    Has a wondrous attraction for me;
    For the dear Lamb of God left His glory above
    To bear it to dark Calvary.

    So I’ll cherish the Old Rugged Cross,
    Till my trophies at last I lay down;
    I will cling to the Old Rugged Cross,
    And exchange it some day for a crown.

    In that Old Rugged Cross, stained with blood so divine,
    A wondrous beauty I see,
    For ’twas on that old cross Jesus suffered and died,
    To pardon and sanctify me.

    So I’ll cherish the Old Rugged Cross,
    Till my trophies at last I lay down;
    I will cling to the Old Rugged Cross,
    And exchange it some day for a crown.

    To the Old Rugged Cross I will ever be true;
    Its shame and reproach gladly bear;
    Then He’ll call me some day to my home far away,
    Where His glory forever I’ll share.

    So I’ll cherish the Old Rugged Cross,
    Till my trophies at last I lay down;
    I will cling to the Old Rugged Cross,
    And exchange it some day for a crown.

    :cry: :cry: bloody hell paddy me mom used to sing that loads while she did the irioning lost her 9 months now and miss her like f00k

    #184705

    :shock: That is a hymn we sang when I was young in church..where did it originate from?

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