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The party kicked off……almost.
FlyingPeeWee was taking care of the Disco.
Having changed from her pink onsie to a much cooler, set of hot pink, lycra
shorts and matching boob tube, Jade The Blade and Filterchat had their
1st dance to Chas’n’Daves ” Rabbit” ‘ rabbit,rabbit,rabbit,rabbit…….’
” she still looks like a fookin sausage” muttered ManTan Tracy
Next up Flying PeeWee played The Hollies, ” he aint heavyyyyyy he’s my brother……”
People yawned, so FlyingPeeWee tried to hot things up a bit with Cliff Richards ”livin’ Doll ”
A collective groan went round the room.
”C’mon pop pickers, throw some shapes people to this classic uk gold top tune ….”
when Terry Wogans voice flooded the room …
”I thought I could hear the curious tone
Of the cornet, clarinet and big trombone
Fiddle, ‘cello, big bass drum
Bassoon, flute and euphonium
Far away, as in a trance
I heard the sound of the Floral Dance ”
BlondeBombshell had had quite enough.
Removing one of her Christian Louboutin killer heels, she hurled it at The FlyingPeeWee,
striking him right between the eyes.
”Shot ” shouted Huge(door)Knob, ” ^5 man…”
Looking somewhat shocked FlyingPeewee, gave a little wave and squeaked
”i’m going now” and he hit the deck.
A collective cheer went up and ManTan Tracy yelled, ” that’s the quickest fookin’ exit he’s
ever made ! ”
Some resourceful person plugged in there Ipod to the speakers and the party eventually
kicked off.
”Yeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaa……” Huge(door)Knob was tossing and spinning Nice_Pies_Female
around and around and up and down, like a professional cocktail maker.Then he plonked her
on a chair and handed her an Icelands Black Forrest Gateaux and a large serving spoon and
yelled ”Beer !!!! BOOM ”
Nice_Pies_Female pushed her dislodged, curly wig up from over her eyes and got stuck in.
Mcfc_ffs was frantically trying to dodge all the heaving bodies on the dance floor as he kept
getting trodden on. A kind hearted soul picked him up, sat him on the bar and gave him a
lemonade and a packet of crisps.
Merrymoron was busting some moves on the dance floor, picture, if you will, a cross between
Jabba The Hut and a sweaty Weeble having a fit.
In a quiet Corner Chele the Womb_at had pinned Rusty Mawler down ….” Yes i’m having an
op tomorrow, I’m having my kidneys removed , all 3 of them, again, but I’ll still make the
meet at the weekend”
xMuKKyx had sneakily retrieved BlondeBombshells Christian Louboutin killer heel shoe from
Flying Peewee’s forehead and was now sat in a toilet cubicle, licking it !.
Jade_The_Blade and Filterchat were sat at the head table, graciously receiving gifts from the
guests.
A pastel blue toilet roll cover from Knitting_My_curtains.
Half a Dozen eggs ( 1 cracked ) off BoobyLoo.
A plastic Shoehorn off BrightTights.
An Elvis key-ring off Thighs_are_Dire
A pair of matching milk jugs off Nice_Pies.
A packet of out of date sausages off ManTan Tracy.
The Complete works of Sigmund Freud off Wordsworth60odd
A plastic Pyramid souvenir clock off Scarlett
A Large shovel off Ugly_as_a_Moose
A jumbo pack of ‘Aldi’s Horseburgers’ was 99p reduced to 29p off MerryMoron.
A well thumbed paperback of Pam Ayres poems off TeaCosy.
.
Princess kenty had sent a gift via courier, a 10 yr old signed ‘glamour-shot’ of herself printedon a silk hanky.
A set of Dumb bells off Huge Knob
A set of red velvet handcuffs and matching gag off ChatGuide Nipple Stiffener.
A bottle of hand sanitizer off BlondeBombshell
A box of Winalot off RosePedalbin
Just then Chantel stood on a chair and shouted ” hey you men, I’m not dancing with any men under
40 !!”
” foook me” yelled ManTan Tracy ”try under 70 love !! ”
Jade The Blade was so overcome by all gifts, generosity and excitement, she burst into
tears, sobbing on Filterchats shoulders, snot and tears abounded.
” There, there….” said Filter, rubbing Jades back, not really looking, he reached out and
grabbed the silk hanky, held it to Jades snotty hooter and said
” come on, give it a good blowwwwwwwwwwww” HOOOOOONNNNKKKKKKKKKKKK !!
” There, that’s a good girl”
Somewhere in Madagascar a troop of Giant Lemurs had taken a shine to Jokecliff and were
taking turns mating with him…..
Was that the lemurs howling …..?
:D
theres absolutely no doubt about it,this guy is a brilliant observationist
altho some might say.probably spends a tad more time at the computer than he should
well i say he,could be a she,could be you,could be me
who knows
the scarlet pimpernel strikes again :Dloves a good story i do =D>
cosy . you cant work out who coathanger is lol thats very funny lol x
Awww Minnie Mouse, are you feeling left out ?
I’ll give you a starring role next time, you’re one of my favourite characters 8)
@minnie mouse wrote:
cosy . you cant work out who coathanger is lol thats very funny lol x
no minns soz i just read the stories.
she be a she, hanging in that coat..
don’t ask me how I knows, but I knows
and unsure whether you’re the real Minnie Mouse, scourge of the Joker, or not…
but you’re very welcome if you are the Welsh ne
Minnie you know I know that you know that I know who it is
the three of us had a good chat last week remember?But isn’t that a bit cruel? Are people happy to be portrayed in such a manner?
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