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Dear Lucy,
Many thanks for your application.
It behoves me to warn you that for a man of temperance alcohol, prophylactics and chocolate are a perilous combination, but I like the cut of your jib – and the Rohypnol will act as a suitable preventative and also mask the memory of any nefarious activities we may eventually engage in.
Yours appreciatively,
Rusty Trawler
@irish_lucy wrote:
I dont care who it is and im not typing an essay just to get some jiggy, so who ever wants to be my cyber valentine i can promise alcohol and condoms and plenty of chocolate, Rohypnol will also be available (if wanted or required).
Good times guaranteed.
Lucy, Lucy … where is your dignity, woman?
You’re letting the side down! What would our sufragette sisters think?
At least you could FEIGN indifference for the first encounter!
Yours, in comradeship,
Nicey Pankhurst
:DWell by Rusty’s own admission I’m out of the picture… but I wondered who is the lucky Valentines girl? (or should I say victim) and tell us Rusty how you gonna sweep her off her feet and melt her heart? I was thinking what would the ideal date be?… how about…..
An evening in Paris. Moonlight, a Champagne dinner at Maxims and Three Coins in the Fountain to make her yours? After all it has to be special :D
Any other suggestions? What would the ideal date be? :D
@mrs_teapot wrote:
Well by Rusty’s own admission I’m out of the picture… but I wondered who is the lucky Valentines girl? (or should I say victim) and tell us Rusty how you gonna sweep her off her feet and melt her heart? I was thinking what would the ideal date be?… how about…..
An evening in Paris. Moonlight, a Champagne dinner at Maxims and Three Coins in the Fountain to make her yours? After all it has to be special :D
Any other suggestions? What would the ideal date be? :D
It’s a wonderful suggestion, Mrs T. A chartered flight to Paris, dinner at Maxim’s, a private viewing at the Louvre, a gentle hand-in-hand stroll down the Champs Elysee… the lovely ladies of JC are all richly deserving of a Valentine’s date of this magnitude.
Even though a cyber date with a cyber cad hardly promises a night of romances untold and let’s not forget that I’m a man of a certain age so my follies of the virtual flesh are not what they once used to be, I shall be given the ideal date some thought in the next few days.
@danny2011 wrote:
anyone wanna be my valentines i do have a smelly pink rose 2 give u if knot looks like im dating the dogs again nd i dont meen u f3 chatters lol
danny you stick to ‘the dogs’ …….4 legged kind i presume?
Dear Lusy Caller
I would like to inform you that I am no longer at a loose end on Valentines Day (well the 16th due to a holiday), so would like to withdraw my application/desparate (begging) letter. Thank you for taking time out to read it.
Yours (might be at a loose end next year and could be desparate again)
Kenty xx
@kent f OBE wrote:
Dear Lusy Caller
I would like to inform you that I am no longer at a loose end on Valentines Day (well the 16th due to a holiday), so would like to withdraw my application/desparate (begging) letter. Thank you for taking time out to read it.
Yours (might be at a loose end next year and could be desparate again)
Kenty xx
Dear Kenty,
I regretfully accept your reneging on your promise to be my +1 this Valentine’s day. But one man’s misfortune is usually another bloke’s exceptional good luck. He’s a lucky fella, make sure he knows it.
That’s the good news. Now for the bad: I’m sorry but I am unable to return the £5 administration costs for processing your letter.
Regards,
Rusty Trawler
So Mr Trawler
When does the lucky lady of ur choice find out if she is ur valentine date,I for one wont be withdrawing my application ( not likely) lol does the little bribe still count then =P~ ill even share my dortos and dips with you :)hmmmmm sorry about that danny glad u knew what i meant lol think the lovely rusty has gone underground hes abandoned his post hahahaha …….tut tut
@cheekylittleminx wrote:
hmmmmm sorry about that danny glad u knew what i meant lol think the lovely rusty has gone underground hes abandoned his post hahahaha …….tut tut
Hey Cheeky,
I hadn’t abandoned the thread. I think it has died a natural death. There’s only so long a time you can flog a joke.
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