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Dear Mr W
Ah ha! You are mis-leading Mr Trawler, seeing as you’ve met us! Nawtie Mr W :lol: :lol:
@jen_jen wrote:
Dear Mr Trawler,
I fear some sabotage, that photograph is most definitely not of me. I am blonde with ample assets, not brunette with nothing worth mentioning, and I wouldn’t be seen dead in an orange cardigan on a yellow beadspread.
Are you sure that Ms Su “Praying Mantis” Simply is as trustworthy as you think? I’m sure that a man of your stature would have carried out checks into her background and not been swayed by the uniform. If not, might I suggest you appoint a bodyguard and food taster as quickly as possibly and DO NOT, under any circumstances, allow her to lure you behind the bookcases with breathless exclamations of having found something exotically beautiful that she wants to share with you and you only.
Please be careful my dear friend.
J xx
Ha ha, Jen Jen
I fear the mishap with the photograph is all mine. But who can blame a fellow for getting so muddled under such circumstances? I’m sure the information contained within the dossier is completely accurate and promise to only divulge under severe torture or a good lashing.
sigh. might as well sell the pills, seen as your mind is made up
Taffygirl is the only one without Cons.
I would have given you time to warm up, preferably helped you along.
@irish_lucy wrote:
sigh. might as well sell the pills, seen as your mind is made up
Taffygirl is the only one without Cons.
I would have given you time to warm up, preferably helped you along.
Lol! the lack of cons was another of my pathetic oversights.
You’d only get bored and dismayed at how long it takes me to warm up.
Sorry , but wanted to get rid of the HUGE pages :lol:
Anyway … back on thread ….
I would just like to point out to Rusty .. that whilst i love Swoooooning at you … No way did i ever apply for any vacancy on this thread – Andddddd, This is me …..
….. So you got that wrong too :wink:
However ……….. i must insist that you allow me to continue Swooning at you, at any time i feel the need to :lol:
Much love , and swooooning , your affectionately ,
Netty x
@annette-curtain wrote:
Sorry , but wanted to get rid of the HUGE pages :lol:
Anyway … back on thread ….
I would just like to point out to Rusty .. that whilst i love Swoooooning at you … No way did i ever apply for any vacancy on this thread – Andddddd, This is me …..
….. So you got that wrong too :wink:
However ……….. i must insist that you allow me to continue Swooning at you, at any time i feel the need to :lol:
Much love , and swooooning , your affectionately ,
Netty x
Lol Netty.
And lovely you look too.
Consider your file shredded.
@anc wrote:
but, but Mr W, Ms MP has innate rhythm too! I should know, I taught them! :wink: Or was it the other way around?! :lol:
Mistress Anc, I am overwhelmed by your presence on this humble matter … I hope I have proved worthy of your fine teachings.
I am forever in your debt and at your service.
SuSimply
Memo to Master and Lord of Trawler Enterprises:
Dear Master
I cannot believe that you considered for even a second of your time to place the contact details and photographs of all these wonderful women into the grubby paws of some of the more lecherous members of the JC Working Men’s Club (handily adjacent to the JC Gentleman’s establishment) in the scheme of ‘selling to the highest bidder’ … I am shocked and dismayed, (and rather intrigued at the prices to which some men were prepared to bid before I put an end to the cattle market) at such common behaviour being displayed and my delicate sensibilities were all a dither. I hope that my sound words and good advice are heeded (and that I will receive a suitable bonus on payday).
Of course, the JenJen dossier being couriered to Interpol was a decision you took in my absence, (whilst I was summoned to place back a book on one of the highest shelves in the JC Gentleman’s library. Quite why there was a roomful of helpers ready to cushion my fall, I fail to understand, but the hush of silence as I climbed the ladder to the the top was surely for safety purposes only).
Suffice to say: nobody has signed for the parcel at Interpol and the courier has not been seen or heard from since. What a mystery to be unravelled. What fate could possibly have befallen him?
Put it this way; JenJen owes me an invitation to Wedding Number 20 (I know she was only up to husband number 18 but a few weeks have elapsed and she is incredibly efficient with her time and energies).
I have archived the files, as requested and I am currently in the process of contacting all of the ladies in question who applied for the vacancy of cyber Valentine’s date, even the (quite considerable number actually!) ones who have subsequently withdrawn their applications.
I shall leave the copies of letter you dictated to me on your desk for you to sign upon your return from the Gentleman’s Club. Please treat this matter with utmost urgency as they will require posting tomorrow in order for the ladies to be aware of the outcome by the day in question.
SimplySu …
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