@pete wrote:
I’d call him felt underlay cause thats what he looks like (though i still think ugly mf fits)
how about Baldy :P
“Baldy” is quite descriptive – but in a quasi-perjorative sort of way. Bit like calling an obese person “Fatty”.
You could always go for something totally off the wall like “Algernon” for example, or even “Fido” if you don’t mind a hedgehog being given a dog’s name.
This is proving to be quite a difficult problem isn’t it? Any more ideas people?