Balck to School 5

The door opened and some unrecognisable person said “Is this where moi can get a drink”. Everyone in the room stopped and looked at this creature of madness. “Does Stoke have camels?” Maria_s started to head bang the bar “No, no no no”.

Angel turned to Dust, jumped down from the table knocking it flying and tripping over her curtain made sari.

Kenty Wenty, run towards the unrecognisable cretin and gave it a right hook, straight in the mouth and Angel turned to Dust, arrived just in time to pick it up and throw it head first into the car park.

“Lock the door.” Ordered Bolton Bomber Blonde, to Angel turned to Dust.

Maria_s picked up a bunch of keys that were behind the bar “Christ like we need that idiot after everything that has happened,” and threw the keys to Angel turned to Dust, who caught them like a professional fielder.

Chele, who was standing by the window started to whimper. Bolton Bomber Blonde, groaned “Oh sweet mother of god what now?”

The only other people to realise were Maria_s and Minnie-Claire-Mouse. Maria, because she had been serving drinks like the pub was full to bursting with the way this lot were downing them and Claire because she had thrown up so, for once both were compos mentis. Minnie-Claire-Mouse got to Chele, first she was standing rigid, looking out of the window.

Maria_s poked Minnie-Claire-Mouse, “What’s wrong with her?” She wasn’t very good with women having mental issues, she was scared it was catching and wasn’t sure Minnie-Claire-Mouse was cut out for it either. At this point both of them were wishing Susie Q would hurry up.

Minnie-Claire-Mouse, looked in the same direction as Chele “Can’t see anything, what’s the matter Chele?”. Minnie-Claire put her arm around Chele, she was shaking. Chele pointed to the window, “There’s a wild looking woolf out there it just showed me it’s teeth, it’s a beast.”

Angel Dust heard wolf and came straight over to the window expecting to see her beloved. Instead a mean looking critter suddenly appeared at the window. “Argghhhhhhhhhhh” all four women jumped back from the window at once. Angel turned to Dust had her arms up in the air and was running round the bar in circles “Arghhhhhhh, ARGhhhhhhhhhh, ARGHHHHHHHHHH” as she came near Kenty Wenty, Kenty, quick as a lizard catching a fly slapped her full on the face. “Arghhhhhh” Angel turned to Dust, screamed again Kenty Wenty, slapped her again. “Arghhhhh” and again Kenty Wenty, Slapped her. Right, left, right slap until Angel turned to dust, finally realised this screaming lark was getting painful.

Bolton Bomber blonde picked up a poker from the fireplace and strode purposefully to the door as she unlocked it all the witches with the exception of Angel turned to dust, screamed. “Shut up you silly bunch of witches.” She poked the ridiculous moi creature out of the way. “Can moi buy that for her birthday present.” The ridiculous moi creature asked so, Bolton Bomber Blonde, stabbed it right through the heart.

“Mooose, Mooose, come round the front.” Bolton Bomber Blonde walked back through the door followed by Moose and her two Shetland sheepdogs in her handbag. “It’s Moose not a bloody wolf you fools.”

A sigh of relief went round the room. Snugzzz and Cat lady, crawled along the floor, they had been told dreadful stories when they first arrived and for the last hour, had found sanctuary under the pool table. They were just at the point where they had been seriously considering phoning Tintin, to see if he had a helicopter in his vast collection so, that they could get the heck out of there, cheered and clapped like two women welcoming the end of a very painful tooth extraction.

Moose was just settling down in the corner of the bar next to the fire with a very large Gin & it, her dogs at her feet lapping up a pint of guiness each, she looked up to see Looby and Lilly walk through the door.

Looby had a conifer stuck down the back of her trousers and a rose bush stuck down the front of her trousers so it took a while for everyone to recognise her. “Is Miss LD here?” Lilly looked at Maria_s who shook her head. “Thank god for that” said Looby, as she removed the tree and bush from her trousers and threw them out of the door, where they landed on top of the moi cretin.

“Well that’s the flowers sorted” laughed Minnie-Claire-Mouse. “Why did you have those down your trousers Loobs?”

“Because I didn’t want to be recognised, you know what Miss LD is like when she is on a no fighting mission.” Looby walked across to the bar we’ll have two pints of whatever you lot are drinking.

Maria_s couldn’t be bothered with mixing cocktails so poured two pints of wine. “Good camouflage looby.”

Looby picked up her drink and took a long hard gulp.
“cheers doll”. :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: