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I got brave and decided to clean my shed out today! I found an old pair of wellies in there with a mouses nest in each! Naughty little rodents eh! I had to bin my wellies :( Anyway, I was merrily cleaning out the shed, brave to the core and then it happened….
The biggest blooming spider you have ever seen decided to hitchhike on my chest! OMG my neighbours must think am a lunatic, i ran around the garden like my bottom was on fire, thrusting, jumping, squeeking like a big girl, doing the silly jiggy dance to make it fall off…. it actually jumped onto me with such force that he felt like a stone hitting me. God he was grim.
SO… moral… I know where shergar is… he’s in my shed gearing up for next years grand national.
Gotta be worth £1 e.w and if not you could always bet on me being a silly mare anyway :lol
thats bugger all !!! a mouse ran across my floor last week ! I have just removed an aviary thing from garden. they must have had a nest ! I had mice before as my daughter, when much younger brought a wee tiny baby into the house and dropped it ! the mouse that is not my grandson :)
so you and Mel do role reversal :wink:
you jump up and scream and she calmly removes the spider :lol:wanna share any other aspects of your role reversals :lol:
@will wrote:
i woke up last weekend with a HUGE spider on me pillow. no word of a lie.. it snarled at me. i jumped like a woman and screemed. and melissa calmy got up and removed the spider an put it outside. it didnt even bother her. :lol:
:shock: I feel for you will , but i need to tell you, they come back in , did you know? KILL IT i say ! KILL IT !! Sorted . :lol:
snarled ?
It’s that time of year isnt it when the little critters thnk its theyre god give right to invade your home and turn people into a gibberrng wrecks like last night………………
Vegetating on the settee infront of the tele I suddenly noticed the little doggy wagging his tail, I jumped up and saw a huge spider trying escape from the doggys claws. I stamped on it till it was liquid, job done! Until………………
Ten minutes later out of the corner of my eye I saw its father shoot out to look for it, horrified at the size of it I tried to grab my slipper to bash it but in my haste fell flat on my face on the floor twisting my wrist and hurting my arm. I was on eye level with it and the damn dog rang in the kitchen trying to escape my blood curdling screams.
Fortunately it ran away from me and was blocked by a speaker by the tele which gave me time to collect myself put my slippers on and stamp it to a pulp!
I don’t care if people say I’m cruel, I don’t care if they eat flies, I don’t if you want to live and thrive you should let a spider run alive, I hate them I always have, I always will until the day they have the good grace to knock on my door and ASK if they can come in out of the cold and sit in corner and not bother me!
That really made me laugh Rose ! :lol: I thought it was the only one in the world that
doesnt like spiders Thankyou ! :D
@Fi-Fi- wrote:
@will wrote:
@pete wrote:
snarled ?
yip it snarled and had teeth like a dog. i nearley sh1t myself.
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Jessie :D
Try conkers they stop them entering the house
Ive heard that too FiFi and infact my brother has them placed in every corner of his house because his daughter is so scared of them! Thing is when i go to visit i keep jumping because I see this dark thing out of the corner of my eye!
You just cant win they are out to get us and thats all there is to it!
What you do is you take the conker and BASH the spider with it
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