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  • #14661

    The answer to builders cleavage? Think it will need a snappier name to catch on though

    Sales assistant: can I help you?
    Builder: yes love, can I have one of those backtelac…I mean backlectul…I mean…oh sod it a packet of Rizlas and some Golden Virginia please love.

    http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/823571-the-backtacular-gluteal-cleft-shield-solves-unsightly-bum-crack-problems

    #438647

    that aint a view a normal man wants to see please remove the gluteal cleft shield

    #438648

    ok fair enough but they aint big enough

    #438649

    Hmmm just found the website, seems they’re American (there’s a surprise!) and only available for women…guess the builders in the states don’t have bc….or they have nicer bums than UK builders so no-one complains! :lol:

    #438650

    @pete wrote:

    ok fair enough but they aint big enough

    Seen better ,then again seen a lot worse .. I hope that is not you pete ? :shock: :lol:

    #438651

    @tatler wrote:

    @pete wrote:

    ok fair enough but they aint big enough

    Seen better ,then again seen a lot worse .. I hope that is not you pete ? :shock: :lol:

    #438652

    @tatler wrote:

    @pete wrote:

    ok fair enough but they aint big enough

    Seen better ,then again seen a lot worse .. I hope that is not you pete ? :shock: :lol:

    Nooooooo …..he’s working :lol:

    #438653

    :lol: So he is

    #438654

    @pete wrote:

    ok fair enough but they aint big enough

    He wanna watch someone doesn’t park their bike there. :lol: :lol:

    #438655

    You could park a Kawasaki there

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