BACK TO SCHOOL 3

Phoenix sat with her arms folded. The old duck was a bit miffed, she had closed her shop for this and what was the point of her being here, she knew everything anyway and what she didn’t know she made up.

Soul babe was busy with her phone under her desk. She had sent 367 text messages so far, telling people she was chained to a desk and needed rescuing and had received 367 text messages back, saying “LOL”. Would no one take her seriously!

Cath55 had filled 271 pill bottles with Bacardi and was keeping her can of diet coke topped up. Cath55 felt nicely sozzled and loved everyone in the room. She was just wondering when Miss LD would stop writing on the board and start preparing lunch, Cath55 was getting a little peckish and she knew Miss LD put on a good spread. She wasn’t pickled enough to ask though, not with the mood Miss LD was in.

Rule No 4….. IT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE TO SEND NUDE PHOTO’S.

Ruby Red went bright red, how did Miss LD know about the one time she’d got drunk and taken a photo of her bottom.

Susie Q was in the unfortunate position of sitting next to Moonshadow. Miss LD said she was the most suitable person to deal with a nutter. So Susie was being distracted by Moonshadow, who kept passing her post it notes with swear words on them. Susie Q passed these to Bolton Bomber Blonde, who corrected the spelling and passed them back.

Miss LD was just getting into the swing of things. “Rule No 5 is a bit too late for most of you” She scratched with venom
RULE NO 5: NO SEXUAL CONTACT WITH THIN NO DICE NO ICE.

Straight away Annette pull a curtain put her hand up but Miss LD was ready for her. “Your gagged put your hand down”. Annette had no choice but to go back to her voodoo doll of “Thin no dice no ice” and stick a very sharp needle up his bottom.

Mrs Teapot ignored Rule No 4 and carried on drawing hearts on her paper with the words “Mrs Thin no dice no ice” across them.

Tinks was bored. She didn’t fight, didn’t gamble, didn’t do funny things in cars, didn’t do thin no dice no ice, so she decided to whack Trouble over the head with her handbag. That was the last thing she remembered. Trouble opened up Tinks desk, stuck her head in it, shut it and sat down on it.

No matter how much Miss LD shouted at her, there was nothing that would make Trouble move, she sat firm on the desk trapping Tink’s head.

Miss LD tried pushing her, pulling her, hitting her with her ruler but no, Trouble was staying put.

With all the commotion Bolton Bomber Blonde managed to reach across and grab the bunch of keys on Miss LD’s desk, within minutes most of the witches were free from the chains and legging it out of the class room a lot quicker than they came in.

By the time the emergency services turned up Kenty Wenty had parked her car on Minnie-Claire-Mouse’s head. Ruby Red had kissed Susie Q Glasgow style and Maria_s was being chased by Bolton Bomber Blonde because she had nicked her hat, closely followed by Miss LD who wasn’t hanging around.
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