BABY FACE

A woman gets on a bus in New York city with her baby. The bus driver looks at them both & says “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen……. Ugghh!!”
The woman shocked by his comment goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming!. She then says to a man next to her “i can`t believe it that driver has just insulted me!!” The man next to her replies: “You go right up there and give him a piece of your mind, he can`t get away with talking to you like that …………….
Go ahead i’ll hold onto your monkey for you.”

:D
Will

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man :wink: