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    @forumhostpb wrote:

    Mention Christmas, and have you noticed that all the females start drivelling on about shopping etc etc !!!.

    The male users, being far more intellectual, realise that it is still only November and that they have lots of better things to do with their time.

    Christmas is just another excuse for females to spend money on useless frippery that nobody really wants or needs.

    (Bah humbug !!!)

    8) its that sort of attitude the gets the men in my house a smack in the mouth.

    #171047

    @pats wrote:

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    Mention Christmas, and have you noticed that all the females start drivelling on about shopping etc etc !!!.

    The male users, being far more intellectual, realise that it is still only November and that they have lots of better things to do with their time.

    Christmas is just another excuse for females to spend money on useless frippery that nobody really wants or needs.

    (Bah humbug !!!)

    8) its that sort of attitude the gets the men in my house a smack in the mouth.

    The Christmas spirit flows in your veins already then PATS !!! You know the one “Good will towards all men” etc etc.

    #171048

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    @pats wrote:

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    Mention Christmas, and have you noticed that all the females start drivelling on about shopping etc etc !!!.

    The male users, being far more intellectual, realise that it is still only November and that they have lots of better things to do with their time.

    Christmas is just another excuse for females to spend money on useless frippery that nobody really wants or needs.

    (Bah humbug !!!)

    8) its that sort of attitude the gets the men in my house a smack in the mouth.

    The Christmas spirit flows in your veins already then PATS !!! You know the one “Good will towards all men” etc etc.

    :lol: the only spirit flowing thro my veins is 90% proof.

    #171049

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    Mention Christmas, and have you noticed that all the females start drivelling on about shopping etc etc !!!.

    The male users, being far more intellectual, realise that it is still only November and that they have lots of better things to do with their time.

    Christmas is just another excuse for females to spend money on useless frippery that nobody really wants or needs.

    (Bah humbug !!!)

    Oh shurrup grumpy!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Men are too lazy to shop (unless its the 24 hour garage on Xmas eve lol)and like the fact that us women take over. And if I waited for my bloke to cook the turkey we’d end up waiting till flipping February :lol:

    #171050

    I voted ‘I’m not that bothered’ but I’ll probably treat myself to a old bottle of
    port and some nice cheese. And send out a few ‘Greetings’ cards too :wink:

    #171051

    @squeezy wrote:

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    Mention Christmas, and have you noticed that all the females start drivelling on about shopping etc etc !!!.

    The male users, being far more intellectual, realise that it is still only November and that they have lots of better things to do with their time.

    Christmas is just another excuse for females to spend money on useless frippery that nobody really wants or needs.

    (Bah humbug !!!)

    Oh shurrup grumpy!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Men are too lazy to shop (unless its the 24 hour garage on Xmas eve lol)and like the fact that us women take over. And if I waited for my bloke to cook the turkey we’d end up waiting till flipping February :lol:

    Me Grumpy ???? Hmmmm. Look just because us men don’t make a second carreer of doing the shopping, doesn’t mean that we are deficient in the buying presents stakes.

    It’s just that we are a hell of a lot more efficient than you female shopaholics. Whizzing round on Christmas Eve is a thoroughly good and efficient use of the time – and you can pick up some pretty cheap bargains too.

    As for cooking Turkeys…… show me a woman that can boil an egg properly and I’ll show you a miracle. Anyway roast Duck or even a juicy rib of beef is way better than a Bernard Matthews cast off.

    #171052

    By my reckoning that’s about 16-20 pints of ale, and strong ale at that.

    I can understand that Tommy, but frankly what I can’t forgive you for is the ”QUORN bacon rasher sandwich”.

    I always thought you were a decent, God fearing, meat eating, Englishman – not some bloody left wing, tree hugging, do gooder, brown rice eating vegetarian / vegan who doesn’t even have the strength to wash themselves properly !!!!

    You should be ashamed of yourself !!!

    #171053

    lmfao@ PB…. tommy u a veggie bug’ger then…??? LMFAO

    i was of the same opintion of tommy..!! but come please explain to me….

    if ur a veggie bug’ger…!! why buy or eat sumthing like a veggie sausage,,,.?? or quorn bacon rasher…??? does that even not resemble the firkin animal its supposed to come from…?? i can never understand that… baffles me lol

    anyways back to thread….

    i hate shoppin at the best of times..!! i hate seeing xmas dec’s in firkin oct/nov… i like a traditional crimbo with turkey n trimmings…. the xmas dec’s goin up 12 days and 12 days after…. ive already did my shoppin before hand… everything picked out at sales prices throughout the year… and if my daughter says… oh mum i didnt ask for that… i say with a lovely look on my face…. rem those poor kids who don’t even get a wift og what u have everyday in life… not to mention throughout the year..!!! and then after the 3rd glass of champers… its…* when i was a girl i only got an orange n apple.. and a few shillings…. plus 1 toy if i was lucky and rest of my familys handme downs lol…. and we still have the ole cluttie dumpling with my great great grannies ole thrupney bits ( that spelt rite ole coins lol)

    and i hate over the top decorating of houses etc..!!! lol

    #171054

    @tommy-toxen wrote:

    I get grumpy around Xmas.

    so it’s x-mas for you all the time :mrgreen:

    #171055

    @Beatty Blue wrote:

    @tommy-toxen wrote:

    I get grumpy around Xmas.

    so it’s x-mas for you all the time :mrgreen:

    :lol:

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