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23 June, 2006 at 11:38 pm #227717
@jetangel wrote:
that is worrying – shud call 999 or FIRE BRIGADE!
pizza hut
i’ll have a 12″ pepperoni
23 June, 2006 at 11:50 pm #227718May I add to ”The Hoff’s” suggestion – substitute an apple with an egg – in the interests of science of course.
Simply place the raw egg IN ITS UNBROKEN SHELL into the microwave and turn it on full power for say 3 minutes.
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PS you are advised to stand well back after switching on the microvave, and ensure that all pets and persons of a nervous disposition are suitably removed from the vicinity.
Photographs of the event are always welcome.
24 June, 2006 at 12:05 am #227719YES it purifies the air
24 June, 2006 at 1:28 am #227720OMG – reading this thread has got me laughing my fecking head off…. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jenny – just tell your neighbours you are conductingb a top secret scientific experiment.. :lol:
Ohhh – my sides :lol:
24 June, 2006 at 9:01 am #227721ok people..
that realy was a bad idea.
f.uckin super funny idea….but bad bad bad idea.
the banana was a killer.
literally.
:shock: :shock: :shock:
it blew every f.uckin fuse in my house.
:shock: :shock: :shock:this is not a joke…but the door blew off the microwave…and nobody knows where it landed. :shock: :shock: :shock:
the neighbors called the cops for us and i tell you…that realy wasnt funny trying to explain what i was doing.
:lol: :lol: :lol:hubby is having a nervous brake down as wee speak, cos the electrician has just been here to replace all the fuses….
at the cost of 190 euro
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:so if nobody heres from me over the next few days, could sombody be so kind as to ring the cops and tell them that my hubby has buried me under the decking.
:( :(:shock: :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
warning to other wannabe scientists…
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
24 June, 2006 at 9:12 am #227722yea see..i was drunk…..
and then it didnt help when the hubby rang my brother to tell him what i was doing and to come and help him get me in from the back……..but instead..he turned up drunk too..and brought the fruit with him
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
24 June, 2006 at 9:13 am #227723@jenny.. wrote:
ok people..
that realy was a bad idea.
f.uckin super funny idea….but bad bad bad idea.
the banana was a killer.
literally.
:shock: :shock: :shock:
it blew every f.uckin fuse in my house.
:shock: :shock: :shock:this is not a joke…but the door blew off the microwave…and nobody knows where it landed. :shock: :shock: :shock:
the neighbors called the cops for us and i tell you…that realy wasnt funny trying to explain what i was doing.
:lol: :lol: :lol:hubby is having a nervous brake down as wee speak, cos the electrician has just been here to replace all the fuses….
at the cost of 190 euro
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:so if nobody heres from me over the next few days, could sombody be so kind as to ring the cops and tell them that my hubby has buried me under the decking.
:( :(:shock: :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
warning to other wannabe scientists…
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Funny as fook…… =D> :lol:
24 June, 2006 at 9:22 am #227724You will probably find having the microwave on for alllllllllll that time blew your fuses. 27mins apple 3 mins orange then a plum then a banana so your microwave probably over heated :lol: I hope your hubby doesnt bury you under the decking coz your nosey neighbours might see him :lol: :wink:
24 June, 2006 at 12:51 pm #227725*speechless*
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
24 June, 2006 at 2:03 pm #227726this is not a joke…but the door blew off the microwave…and nobody knows where it landed.
:D :D :D :D :D i’m still pi/ssin myself laffin at this 24 hrs later. :D :D :D :D :D :D -
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