Apologies To PATS

Thank you trina/ugo. Cliche’d expressions are an improvement on your normal swear words. Keep up the good work.

Trina is ugo’s alter-ugo, I mean alter-ego……er, nah, was right the first time.

@*Dawny* wrote:

Oh ffs cant anyone just have one name anymore? :(

Madonna

@crazy chick wrote:

ooooooooooh a whole thread to ………”Apologies To PATS”
thank god it aint just me thats wronged pats :lol: :lol:

ok here goes . :shock: :D :D :D

PATSSSSSSSSSS me likkle hunny bun , :( :(

I am sowwy I nicked your tutu, :oops: ……………..and ripped your stripy tights :lol:

and locked peeps in your cupboard :twisted:and tried to pinch your collection of spangles :lol:

and squirted cream in your bed in 2001 :lol:

and forced fast to go out in my little nurses outfit, a wig and makeup,.and made him earn me a bob or two :lol: :lol:

ohhhh an i’m sowwy i tried to bribe sunny off you, with a large bag of chips and a fish :)

and i’m sowwy me n mally got rid of your lurve sofa in chat and replaced it with an old one with springs stuck outta it

and :roll: …………………………………. oh i think thats it :D :D

:-k hmmmmmmm………..so U were the spangle theif!………and wat about me mac????????methinks u need a good whippin………………. :D/

@crazy chick wrote:

:shock: :shock: oh feck!!!!!! i forgot bout the mac :lol:

“bends over” :oops: :oops:

:P :P :P :P :P whips crazys tush.