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10 October, 2011 at 3:12 pm #453285
@annette-curtain wrote:
@thin ice wrote:
ah annette cant be to hand to think up a reply for you :P
Dear oh dear …. you Are on a roll today aren’t you !
Unlike you , and your married “lady friend” ( and i use the term ” lady ” loosely :wink: )….. I do have a life outside of Jc … and whilst i am at it … Welsh does not need to me help her with her replies … she is quite capable of doing that on her own.
lady friend
hmm
which one do you mean this time :lol:14 October, 2011 at 9:39 pm #453286In total there are 55 users online :: 0 Registered, 4 Hidden and 51 Guests [ Administrator ] [ Moderator ]
Most users ever online was 240 on Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:15 am
Registered Users: None
This data is based on users active over the past five minutesDon’t think I have ever seen so many guests viewing the boards……am I missing somthing?? :shock:
15 October, 2011 at 12:43 am #453287@kent f OBE wrote:
In total there are 55 users online :: 0 Registered, 4 Hidden and 51 Guests [ Administrator ] [ Moderator ]
Most users ever online was 240 on Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:15 am
Registered Users: None
This data is based on users active over the past five minutesDon’t think I have ever seen so many guests viewing the boards……am I missing somthing?? :shock:
only me :wink:
26 October, 2011 at 3:28 pm #453288Things are not always what they seem
Two travelling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family. The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion’s guestroom.Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement.
As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it.
When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied, “Things aren’t always what they seem.”
The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife. After sharing what little food they had the couple let the angels sleep in their bed where they could have a good night’s rest.
When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his wife in tears. Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay dead in the field. The younger angel was infuriated and asked the older angel how could you have let this happen?
The first man had everything, yet you helped him, she accused. The second family had little but was willing to share everything, and you let the cow die. “Things aren’t always what they seem,” the older angel replied.
“When we stayed in the basement of the mansion, I noticed there was gold stored in that hole in the wall.
Since the owner was so obsessed with greed and unwilling to share his good fortune, I sealed the wall so he wouldn’t find it.
Then last night as we slept in the farmers bed, the angel of death came for his wife. I gave him the cow instead. “Things aren’t always what they seem”.
31 October, 2011 at 4:34 pm #453289:lol: wonder what the angels wouled make of jc :wink:
31 October, 2011 at 7:46 pm #453290Does anyone have a sense of humour any more?
31 October, 2011 at 8:28 pm #453291dont look like it :?
31 October, 2011 at 8:35 pm #453292we do have humour it was just a cr ap joke and wrong thread,now then back to the guests thing they arent guests they are lurkers just waiting to swoop down in pm,just go in as lets say betty big boobs in chat and you will never get a minutes peace,unless you block it.
31 October, 2011 at 8:40 pm #453293cosy?! ya there?! bliddy ell man – delete ya inbox, so to speak pmsl :lol:
31 October, 2011 at 8:43 pm #453294delete my inbox,why is it full?
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