Anything You Like

@jen_jen wrote:

Just to say…my name isn’t Jennifer. :wink:

damm i just sent you a massive phallic shaped stick of rock. addressed it to Jennifer,england…you will not get it now !! :wink: :lol:

Where’s the way out :lol:

@melody wrote:

Hehe Gaz she should work in Aldi Luton like I did as a stop gap back in the 90s then she would know ‘quality’ customers lol

I used to have to memorise all the prices – I was dead clever back then! Pmsl.

It’s safe to say that won’t happen Melz, unless bound, gagged and dragged there by the DWP heheh. :lol:

I was in a car crash this morning, i drove into the back of someone.
He got out of his car, he was a dwarf, he stood at my window looking at the back of his car and said he’s not happy.
I said fine, then which one are you then.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

We girls are full of surprises, aren’t we. Most males don’t expect us blonde’s to be reasonably articulate…or be able to form a complete sentence, for that matter. Though I admit that I enjoy the dumb blonde jokes occasionally, I always change the main character to “a brunette who dyed her hair blonde” :D

The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

“Six please” she said, “I could never eat twelve!”