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@chameleon wrote:

Reading the boards is the equivelent to car crash TV. Yes AC I am referring to other posts on other threads. Still, good to read, keeps you aware that you are actually sane compared to some. 8)

i was thinkin more of a school playground :roll:

@jen_jen wrote:

@balloons wrote:

@chameleon wrote:

Reading the boards is the equivelent to car crash TV. Yes AC I am referring to other posts on other threads. Still, good to read, keeps you aware that you are actually sane compared to some. 8)

i was thinkin more of a school playground :roll:

What does that make those of us that don’t join in? :D

sensible ppl :D

@rubyred wrote:

eeeek ! Its official. im reaching Middle-age. Along with the constant letters from insurance companies that offer bonus’s for the over 50’s,and batches of sega holiday brochures I recieved an invitation in This Mornings post for a Breast Scan. I knew it would happen one Day, as i read womens magazines on occasion.
I also know with all the publicity etc, that I MUST attend this kind invitation.

any girls out there who been yet?

I had a mammogram a few years ago for a suspected lump, and I hated it!
I got this in an email a few days later and it summed it up perfectly!

Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for the week preceding the exam and doing the following practice exercises, you will be totally prepared. And best of all, you can do these simple practice exercises right in the privacy of your own home.

Exercise #1:
Freeze two metal bookends overnight.
Strip to the waist.
Invite a stranger into the room.
Press the bookends against one of your breasts.
Smash the bookends together as hard as you can.
Repeat with the other breast.
Set an appointment with the stranger to meet next year and do it again.

Exercise #2
Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast between the door and the main box.
Have one of your strongest friends slam the door shut as hard as possible and lean on the door for good measure.
Hold that position for five seconds.
Do this again in case the last time wasn’t effective enough.
Then repeat with the other breast.

Exercise #3
Visit your garage at 3 a.m. when the temperature of the concrete floor is just perfect.
Take off all your warm clothes and lay comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car.
Ask a friend to slowly back the car up until the breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled.
Turn over and repeat for the other breast.

CONGRATULATIONS! Now you are properly prepared for your mammogram

It’s nowhere near as bad as that of course, but you get the picture! :lol:

Hmmm having more than a handful makes them easier to get between the plates but they seem to take even more delight in squishing them as flat as they can, I’m sure my boobs are not supposed to EVER go that shape…but then they have to if they’re to make sure that everything’s ok so I guess a few minutes discomfort is a small price to pay. Although when you glance across at the flat-chested nurse and the look of smug satisfaction on her face as your poor booby is squished as flat as a pancake and she says “just a few minutes more, I need to make sure I get as clear an image as possible” you do wonder… :evil: