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    @melody wrote:

    I got to my mums house this afternoon to be greeted by an ambulance… luckily it was not for her but for an old boy who had been tearing down the pavement in his mobility scooter when the wheel had come off and he had been tipped out onto the pavement!

    Something sick inside of me wanted to laugh as my imagination ran away with me but I had to stay focused and keep a straight face. Luckily he didn’t seem to be seriously hurt but it got me wondering how much compo he will claim for that!!!

    3 wheels on my wagon
    but im still rolling along
    the cherokees are after me
    but im still singing this happy song :P

    #452846

    Did you know that on US forums people who use multiple id’s to either talk to themselves or draw attention to themselves or make controversial comments on a discussion board or in chatrooms are know as sock puppets?

    Made me laugh anyway! :lol:

    #452847

    @jen_jen wrote:

    Did you know that on US forums people who use multiple id’s to either talk to themselves or draw attention to themselves or make controversial comments on a discussion board or in chatrooms are know as sock puppets?

    Made me laugh anyway! :lol:

    :lol: Jen and here we call them numpties :lol:

    Well, apparantly I use a different name in chat. Classy female. Always in there never left. Glad I know because now I know what I’ve upto :lol:
    Although I wonder why I had to use a different nick to my usual one? :roll: I hope the JC detectives don’t give up their day jobs. Oh hang on….you have to have one in the first place to give up :lol: :lol:

    #452848

    I could have thought of something better than sock puppet…

    infact sock puppet sounds like something sordid!

    Funny though!

    For the record if I am gonna be a sock puppet or the like I wanna be fingermouse :lol:

    #452849

    Since I woke up this morning I have been invited to :

    Ladies day at the races
    JLS and Olly Murs concert
    John Bishop Live
    A night out at the end of march
    A night out on the easter weekend
    and a 25th wedding anniversary party

    :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

    I prayed for a better social life before I went to sleep jk

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    #452851

    hmmm any thing i like
    how about a couple of skinny lil blonde virgins for breakfast

    #452852

    Why don’t people read what’s right in front of their face?

    Across the way from me is a WHSmith, the doors facing me are out of operation. They have biiiiig yellow signs in the window of each of the three doors saying “doors out of order, please use the doors at the high street entrance”…yet STILL people try to open the doors, trying each one in turn. :roll:

    #452853

    Why do some people tell you somthing, swear you to secrecy, for you to only find out they have told numerous others the same, and the numerous others have blabbed and you still won’t admit to knowing anything because you feel loyalty?!

    :roll:

    #452854

    @kent f OBE wrote:

    Why do some people tell you somthing, swear you to secrecy, for you to only find out they have told numerous others the same, and the numerous others have blabbed and you still won’t admit to knowing anything because you feel loyalty?!

    :roll:

    I didn’t tell anyone else – honest.

    Well just a few people. It’s been a slow day.

    The operation wasn’t a complete success anyway.

    :cry:

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