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  • #453615

    @jen_jen wrote:

    It’s a blue moon tomorrow…

    hence the saying………….’once in a blue moon’

    #453616

    I’m not a fan of jokes about domestic abuse, I don’t think it’s a subject to be joked about, but this from another forum I use made me laugh…

    Poster A: a question to the men – if a woman hit you, would you hit her back?

    Poster B: no, I’d destroy her favourite pair of shoes, so much more effective.

    #453617

    I’ve just been watching a new shopkeeper trying to close the doors to the shopping centre…they’re automatic…and no, she isn’t blonde :lol:

    #453618

    Anything you like?

    That would be a sandwich of mature cheddar and red onion. :P

    #453619

    @terry wrote:

    Anything you like?

    That would be a sandwich of mature cheddar and red onion. :P

    Mayo and lettuce.

    I’ll save the cucumber for something else. :wink:

    #453620

    anc

    I’m might stuff a marrow, and I ain’t saying where or if/what with! :lol:

    #453621

    Could have sworn I saw a thread last night that I was going to reply to, and this morning it was gone… :-k

    #453622

    @jen_jen wrote:

    Could have sworn I saw a thread last night that I was going to reply to, and this morning it was gone… :-k

    It was probably one of mine that was deemed unsuitable.

    #453623

    @jen_jen wrote:

    Could have sworn I saw a thread last night that I was going to reply to, and this morning it was gone… :-k

    You did. Then I deleted it after a deluge of private messages begging me to stay.

    Sorry, but you’ll just have to wait to dance on my grave. :wink:

    #453624

    Nah I wouldn’t dance on your grave, I might fall in :P

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