Anything that made u smile today:)

@simplysu wrote:

Ha .. mine is ‘glass half empty .. and glaring, looking for the fecker who nicked the other half’!!

actually … that’s not at all true … I have a pollyanna complex and see the good in everything :)

Hahaha! Yeah, you go to the toilet.. next thing you know. Bam!

Aha, well that has it’s pros and cons!

@jen_jen wrote:

Who cares if the glass is half empty or half full, there’s room for a top up :lol:

Ha! That’s quality.

@jen_jen wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

Customer this morning asked me if we sell porridge. So I said yes…over there on the back wall…….he then asked again..I said yes over there…….he came over to me and said theres no polish there! I couldn’t stop laughing for ages…I really should get my hearing checked out I am definitely going deaf! Then the customer I was serving during this palava shouted out “fork handles” :lol:

Oh I know that feeling…I had a customer asking me yesterday for chain bracelets…or so I thought…she was actually asking for gents bracelets. In my defence she had a strong east European accent – that’s my excuse anyway!

i had an elderly lady customer offer to tickle my a rse with a feather
made me smile
later i mentioned it to my work mate
when he corrected me by tellng me she said particurlary ghastly weather :oops:

@thin ice wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

Customer this morning asked me if we sell porridge. So I said yes…over there on the back wall…….he then asked again..I said yes over there…….he came over to me and said theres no polish there! I couldn’t stop laughing for ages…I really should get my hearing checked out I am definitely going deaf! Then the customer I was serving during this palava shouted out “fork handles” :lol:

Oh I know that feeling…I had a customer asking me yesterday for chain bracelets…or so I thought…she was actually asking for gents bracelets. In my defence she had a strong east European accent – that’s my excuse anyway!

i had an elderly lady customer offer to tickle my a rse with a feather
made me smile
later i mentioned it to my work mate
when he corrected me by tellng me she said particurlary ghastly weather :oops:

Yes but you ARE old and thats why you didn’t hear properly :lol: :wink:

@kent f OBE wrote:

Don’t know how I could forget what made me smile……..

Beating Neil 2-0 at pool :lol: Even though I hadn’t played for about 15 yrs :lol:

*waves to Neil*

What made me smile was Kenty embarrassing herself by raising the pool cue up over her head and shouting “YES” in the middle of the pub!

And no, I didnt let her win, she won fair and square and it cost me 20 quid!! The woman is a shark!! :lol:

The pics will be posted soon!!

Purchasing a pram today huge smiles :D