I’m getting very nervous now. (clears throat)
I’d like to thank my mum for letting the old man buy her that second baby sham, so creating this epic life of mine. I’d like to thank the netball team at school but won’t elaborate further. I’ve swam with dolphins at the top of Everest, travelled beyond the stars on a go-kart I made out of bog roll, and many other wondrous things too various to mention. Thank you all for your wondrous support. I wish to thank my agent for reducing his commision to 80 percent, which enabled me to take a mortgage out on this tiny kennel……….. ( and so on and so on…..)
which just leaves…………….