Another Woman’s Prayer

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,

One who’s handsome, smart and strong,

One who’s C**k is thick and long.

One who thinks before he speaks,

When promises to call, he won’t wait weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,

and when spending his cash, won’t be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,

Knows what to say, when asked “ How big’s my behind”?

One who’ll make love till my body’s a twitchin’,

In the hall, the garden, and in the kitchen!

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And never attempt to shag my best friend.

And as I kneel and pray by my bed,

I look at the dickhead you sent me instead!.

Amen.

A Blokes Prayer

I pray for a girl…………………….. with big ti*s and no brain